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Breaking News From NTA!!! by Xymc1(m): 6:15am On Oct 03, 2012 |
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Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by Xymc1(m): 6:17am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Love letter by Onitsha big boy: Hello pretty damusel, I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid. My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training. Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate. All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china. Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u. Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands. A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha. I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me. Your loving faithfully, Aguyi. |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by Xymc1(m): 6:23am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Abeg, Please, you people should help me Solve this Riddle if you're a Genius. I'm a 7 Letter Words, You Read me daily, My 5, 6, 7th Letter increases every Year. 3rd and 4th Letter are the Same. My 3rd, 2nd and 5th Letter Covers 75% of the World. What am i?. |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by Xymc1(m): 6:27am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Two guys of about 26 years who were selling recharge cards by the road were always seeing an old woman passing by everyday going and coming from work. They were now wondering why the old GRANNY is till going to work walking very well, instead she should be enjoying her pension fee at home. One day they saw her passing by and decided to ask: Boy 1: ''sorry mom can I ask you?'' Old woman: ''sure you can ask'' Boy 1: ''what do you eat which keeps you strong & energetic like this at this age?'' Old woman: ''everyday before I go to work, I take 2 bottles of hot staff wine, 3 balls of marijuana then 2 teaspoons full of cocaine. Boy 2: ''wait! How old are you?'' Old woman: '' 25 ' |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by Obinnau(m): 6:40am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Xymc...:my 2cents. Message is d ansa |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by macricky(m): 7:02am On Oct 03, 2012 |
macricky: guy am an arsenal fanz so neva put wata inside kerosine u dy hear me so OBJ as our manager God4bid may di matteo z nt a gud coach chelsea wil b 9ice 4 Obj bt neva mind 9ice joke[b]guy am an arsenal fanz so neva put wata inside kerosine u dy hear me so OBJ as our manager God4bid may di matteo z nt a gud coach chelsea wil b 9ice 4 Obj bt neva mind 9ice joke[/b]guy am an arsenal fanz so neva put wata inside kerosine u dy hear me so OBJ as our manager God4bid may di matteo z nt a gud coach chelsea wil b 9ice 4 Obj bt neva mind 9ice joke macricky: guy am an arsenal fanz so neva put wata inside kerosine u dy hear me so OBJ as our manager God4bid may di matteo z nt a gud coach chelsea wil b 9ice 4 Obj bt neva mind 9ice joke[b]guy am an arsenal fanz so neva put wata inside kerosine u dy hear me so OBJ as our manager God4bid may di matteo z nt a gud coach chelsea wil b 9ice 4 Obj bt neva mind 9ice joke[/b]guy am an arsenal fanz so neva put wata inside kerosine u dy hear me so OBJ as our manager God4bid may di matteo z nt a gud coach chelsea wil b 9ice 4 Obj bt neva mind 9ice joke |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by macricky(m): 7:03am On Oct 03, 2012 |
guy am an arsenal fanz so neva put wata inside kerosine u dy hear me so OBJ as our manager God4bid may di matteo z nt a gud coach chelsea wil b 9ice 4 Obj bt neva mind 9ice joke |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by Onyiclassic(f): 7:14am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Ok o |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by Ben13: 11:09am On Oct 03, 2012 |
LOL what kinda News be this?? |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by Laitesmart(m): 11:45am On Oct 03, 2012 |
Xymc...:Na PASSAGE... |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by Xymc1(m): 3:44pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
macricky: guy am an arsenal fanz so neva put wata inside kerosine u dy hear me so OBJ as our manager God4bid may di matteo z nt a gud coach chelsea wil b 9ice 4 Obj bt neva mind 9ice jokeHaha i hear u Laitesmart:Could you also expansiate pls Obinnau: my 2cents. Message is d ansaCan u expansiate on that Laitesmart: Obinnau: my 2cents. Message is d ansaCan u expansiate on that |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by bunmioguns(m): 3:52pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
*takes a deep breath* |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by Xymc1(m): 4:00pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
bunmioguns: *takes a deep breath*Why? |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by bunmioguns(m): 4:01pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Xymc...: |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by Xymc1(m): 4:48pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by Laitesmart(m): 5:12pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
What z there to xplain again? It z obvious. Just relate it to ur question |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by Xymc1(m): 7:32pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
^^^^^ |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by Sezua(m): 8:42pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
[quote author=macricky][/quote]yhu dey mad ni? |
Re: Breaking News From NTA!!! by MCDumexx: 10:25pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
[quote author=Xymc...]Love letter by Onitsha big boy: Hello pretty damusel, I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid. My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training. Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate. All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china. Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u. Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands. A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha. I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me. Your loving faithfully, Aguyi. LolL̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿ . Laff won make me turn kunu †̥o wine(LWMMTKTW). Am sure U̶̲̥̅̊ be Nna. U̶̲̥̅̊ sabi joor. 2 bottles of kunu 4 U̶̲̥̅̊ . |
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