Forever sworn adversaries
On the turf of masculine attention
Each ranking enough
To deserve the salute of virility

One claims the superiority
Of nuptial authority
The other invokes from the deep craters
A passionate eruption of the magma of chauvinist instinct

Thoroughly skilled is each mistress
In the bewitching art of male enchantment
The lure of orgasmic rapture
An irresistible siren song

One fuelled by raging hormones
The other by blaring microphones
In a vicious territorial feud
His heart the land to conquer

An uneasy truce prevails at last
More from exhaustion than negotiation
As madam realizes it too much stress
To displace the round leather mistress

lolz. +1