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Spell Plantain by jokeloaded(m): 6:45pm On Oct 07, 2012
During school hours one day in Warri, a teacher was teaching some students spellings, this was the conversation that took place in the classroom;
Teacher: You boy, spell plantain.
Warri boy: Which one? the ripe or the unripe one?
Teacher: What difference does it make? Just spell plantain
Warri boy: Teasha oh (laughs), If you fry the ripe one, na 'dodo' we dey call am. if you fry the unripe one, na 'chips' we dey call am and if we come roast the am, na 'booli' we dey call am. All of them na plantain. Na which one you want make i spell for you?

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Re: Spell Plantain by Lagusta(m): 10:10pm On Oct 07, 2012
So what happened to the teacher

1) Did he eja.cul.ate blood instead of fluid??

2) Did he menstruate through his anus??

3) Or did he suffer a stroke three times??

Please I want to kno??
Re: Spell Plantain by jokeloaded(m): 4:14pm On Dec 28, 2012
ask google
Re: Spell Plantain by bunmioguns(m): 4:35pm On Dec 28, 2012
Lagusta: So what happened to the teacher

1) Did he eja.cul.ate blood instead of fluid??

2) Did he menstruate through his anus??

3) Or did he suffer a stroke three times??

Please I want to kno??



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Re: Spell Plantain by jokeloaded(m): 7:44pm On Dec 29, 2012
very funny, no worry. i go laugh 4 u 2morow

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