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Sow A Seed by jokeloaded(m): 10:06am On Oct 08, 2012
One particular Sunday in Lagos, there was this church where the pastor was preaching to the congregation.

Pastor: If you know that your wife is beautiful, come out and sow a wonderful seed. Anyway, people whose wife were beautiful started responding to the pastor's request. Some began dropping N10,000, N20,000, N30,000 and so on, but there was this particular guy that came out, danced round the offering box twice and dropped only N5 which was the smallest domination of money in Nigeria. This act got the pastor's attention and he said to the man;

Pastor: Mr man, is your wife not beautiful, why did you have to drop N5 into the offering box.

Man: Pastor hmm (exclaims and shake his head and also said), if you see my wife pastor, in fact you would give me change.

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