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Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by MacDaddy01: 11:14am On Oct 09, 2012
Please, go to the bottom of the image to see this fact!

Apparently, christians in America have to let some steam off after church service grin grin grin



Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by TheOP1(m): 12:12pm On Oct 09, 2012
where is the image?
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 12:30pm On Oct 09, 2012
SATURDAY IS THE DAY OF THE LORD NOT SUNDAY. SO ANYONE GOING TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY IS FOLLOWING MAN MADE RELIGION AND AS SUCH IS A SATANIC PERSON. SO WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT SATANIC PEOPLE CHOOSE THEIR SATANIC DAY OF WORSHIP TO MASTU-RBATE ? ITS LIKE ME BEING SURPRISED THAT A COMEDIAN IS CRACKING JOKES. YOU AINT TOO BRIGHT ARE YOU LOGICBOY ?
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 2:17pm On Oct 09, 2012
obadiah777: SATURDAY IS THE DAY OF THE LORD NOT SUNDAY. SO ANYONE GOING TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY IS FOLLOWING MAN MADE RELIGION AND AS SUCH IS A SATANIC PERSON. SO WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT SATANIC PEOPLE CHOOSE THEIR SATANIC DAY OF WORSHIP TO MASTU-RBATE ? ITS LIKE ME BEING SURPRISED THAT A COMEDIAN IS CRACKING JOKES. YOU AINT TOO BRIGHT ARE YOU LOGICBOY ?

So u are telling me that more than 90 percent of christians are ''satanic people''? Just because they choose to worship on sunday?
Christians are really the ones persecuting and confusing each other.
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 2:54pm On Oct 09, 2012
inurmind:

So u are telling me that more than 90 percent of christians are ''satanic people''? Just because they choose to worship on sunday?
Christians are really the ones persecuting and confusing each other.
the road to heaven ( leadership in the kingdom ) is very narrow. only 144,000 israelites and probably the same number of gentiles. the point here is 'heaven' is rulership in the kingdom. many are called but few are chosen. those who are not chosen are shunted into a delusional category called 'religion'. so i think you are being generous with the 90 percent. 100 percent of 'christians' are making it into the kingdom but not to 'heaven'. they will be citizens of the kingdom. however the only ones who make it to heaven are currently in this world today as prophets who do not go to church on sunday or subscribe to MOG. they are few in number, mostly in America, because after the 1000 year rule of the righteous roman empire, they got conquered and taken to the new land, America. from the roman empire to the new roman empire ( america ). all those in africa ? are under a delusion. 'heaven' is rulership. everybody makes it into the kingdom, but under different roles. 'heaven' is a role in the kingdom
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by MacDaddy01: 3:33pm On Oct 09, 2012
obadiah777: SATURDAY IS THE DAY OF THE LORD NOT SUNDAY. SO ANYONE GOING TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY IS FOLLOWING MAN MADE RELIGION AND AS SUCH IS A SATANIC PERSON. SO WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT SATANIC PEOPLE CHOOSE THEIR SATANIC DAY OF WORSHIP TO MASTU-RBATE ? ITS LIKE ME BEING SURPRISED THAT A COMEDIAN IS CRACKING JOKES. YOU AINT TOO BRIGHT ARE YOU LOGICBOY ?


apologies Buzugee.


Sorry, some catholic doctrines have left me yet.



But still yu cant call your christian bros "satanic"
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 4:15pm On Oct 09, 2012
MacDaddy01:


apologies Buzugee.


Sorry, some catholic doctrines have left me yet.



But still yu cant call your christian bros "satanic"
WELL THEY ARE. SUNDAY WORSHIP IS PAGAN SATANIC CULTURE OF WORSHIPPING THE SUN gOD
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by plaetton: 4:44pm On Oct 09, 2012
obadiah777: WELL THEY ARE. SUNDAY WORSHIP IS PAGAN SATANIC CULTURE OF WORSHIPPING THE SUN GOD

So all sunday worship christians are destined to hell?

The atheisst shall inherit the earth.!
Hurrah!
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 5:21pm On Oct 09, 2012
plaetton:

So all sunday worship christians are destined to hell?

The atheisst shall inherit the earth.!
Hurrah!
not the ones in africa. they are destined to be in the kingdom but as 'the ruled' and not the rulers. they are already in hell
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 6:24pm On Oct 09, 2012
obadiah777: SATURDAY IS THE DAY OF THE LORD NOT SUNDAY. SO ANYONE GOING TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY IS FOLLOWING MAN MADE RELIGION AND AS SUCH IS A SATANIC PERSON. SO WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT SATANIC PEOPLE CHOOSE THEIR SATANIC DAY OF WORSHIP TO MASTU-RBATE ? ITS LIKE ME BEING SURPRISED THAT A COMEDIAN IS CRACKING JOKES. YOU AINT TOO BRIGHT ARE YOU LOGICBOY ?
you baffle me....
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 6:49pm On Oct 09, 2012
jacobscros: you baffle me....
OK LETS SEE IF WE CAN FIND YOU

EVERYTHING YOUR PASTOR EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT HEAVEN AND HELL. DISCARD IT. NOW LETS START AFRESH.

HEAVEN IS A WORD AMBIGUOUSLY REFERENCED IN THE BIBLE. HEAVEN IS NOT A DESTINATION. IT IS 'RULERSHIP'. HEAVEN MEANS RULERSHIP. SAY FOR EXAMPLE THE HEAVEN IN NIGERIA IS JONATHAN GOODLUCK AND HIS CABINET'. THIS IS WHAT PASTORS DONT KNOW BECAUSE THEY ARE IN A DELUSION CALLED RELIGION. 'HEAVEN' IS RULERSHIP. NOW IN THE KINGDOM OF GOD THAT WILL BE ESTABLISHED ON EARTH, THE LORD IS NOT JUST GOING TO PUT ANY TOM DICK AND HARRY TO RULE IT. YOU HAVE TO EARN YOUR WAY INTO THE LORDS CABINET OF RULERSHIP. THIS CABINET OF RULERSHIP IS HEAVEN. SO MANY ARE CALLED BUT FEW ARE CHOSEN. SEE ALL THIS TIME WE THOUGHT WE WERE TRYING TO BE CLOSER TO GOD SO AS TO GAIN ENTRY INTO A PLACE CALLED HEAVEN. BUT IN ACTUALITY WE ARE TRYING TO GAIN ENTRY INTO RULERSHIP WHICH IS CALLED HEAVEN. THIS IS ABOUT RULERSHIP. SCRIPTURE SAYS HE WHO DOES MY WILL UNTO THE END TO HIM WILL I GIVE AUTHORITY OVER ALL PEOPLE. THE RIGHTEOUS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH. THIS IS ALL ABOUT RULERSHIP ( HEAVEN) IN THE KINGDOM THAT WILL BE ESTABLISHED WHEN THIS GENTILE WORLD ENDS. SO WHOMEVER DOES NOT MAKE IT INTO HEAVEN WILL STILL MAKE IT INTO THE KINGDOM BUT YOU WILL NOT BE IN HEAVEN, YOU WILL BE A SUBJECT. AND AS A SUBJECT YOU ARE LIABLE TO GET FORKED UP MERCILESSLY BY THE RULERS IF YOU OFFEND. SCRIPTURE SAYS THOSE IN HEAVEN WILL RULE THE OTHERS WITH A ROD OF IRON AND WILL BREAK THEM AS A POTTERS CLAY. SO IF YOU MAKE IT TO HEAVEN ( RULERSHIP ), YOUR SPIRIT WILL BE MADE TO THE POINT WHERE YOU CANT SIN. YOU WILL HAVE ONLY A UNILATERAL GODLY SPIRIT. HOWEVER THOSE WHO DONT MAKE IT TO HEAVEN WILL STILL HAVE THEIR SPIRIT OF DUALITY ( SATANIC AND GODLY ) AND WILL BE TRYING TO SIN BUT YOU, THE HEAVEN, WILL BREAK THEM DOWN WITH AN IRON ROD. PERIOD OF GRACE ENDS IN THE KINGDOM. ONCE YOU SIN YOU ARE GETTING SMASHED ON IMMEDIATELY. NO GRACE PERIOD. AND THATS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT

1-TO BE IN HEAVEN SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SPIRIT RENEWED
2-TO HAVE OWNERSHIP AND AUTHORITY OF THE WORLD ( LIKE YOU WILL BE THE OBAMAS OF THIS WORLD BUT IN A RIGHTEOUS WAY. EVERYONE WILL RESPECT YOU AND BRING YOU TRIBUTARIES ( TITHES ) FOR BEING THE RULERS

NOW MANY ARE CALLED BUT FEW ARE CHOSEN, 144,000 HAVE ALREADY BEEN CHOSEN FROM THE ISRAELITES ( WHICH WILL BE NEGROS, AND SOUTH AMERICANS OF NEGRO DESCENT ) AND THOSE WHO DID NOT MAKE THE CUT HAVE BEEN PLACED IN HELL ( WHICH WE ARE IN NOW IN AFRICA AND SOUTH AMERICA AND HAITI AND BRAZIL. ANYWHERE YOU SEE BLACK PEOPLE, ITS HELL. ITS A SPIRITUAL THING ). HOWEVER THE GENTILES ARE IN THEIR SELECTION PHASE FOR HEAVEN ( THE BIBLE DOES NOT GIVE THE NUMBER OF GENTILE RULERS THAT WILL BE SELECTED ). WHICH IS WHY THE GENTILES ARE IN THEIR SALVATION RIGHT NOW. THIS IS THEIR CHANCE TO BRING FORTH FRUIT FOR THE RULERSHIP OF THE KINGDOM. ONCE THEY HAVE BROUGHT FORTH THE NUMBERS REQUIRED. THOSE WHO DO NOT MAKE THE CUT AMONGST THEM WILL BE PUT IN HELL, WHILE THE ISRAELITES WILL BE SPRUNG FROM HELL ( HELL IS SUFFERING AND DESTRUCTION AND BEING THE NIGG-ERS OF THE WORLD AND THE HATED AND MOST DESPISED AND MOST ST-UPID BECAUSE THE LORD WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR INTELLIGENCE AS PART OF THE CONDITIONS OF HELL ). SO WHEN CHRIST COMES, THE CAUCASIANS AND CHINESE AND JAPANESE AND OTHER GENTILE NATIONS WHO DONT MAKE THE CUT FOR HEAVEN WILL BECOME THE NEW NIGG-ERS ON EARTH. THEY WILL BE THE NEW DUMB BLACKS WHO CANT THINK OR DO ANYTHING AND HAVE TO DEPEND ON THE REST OF US. AND ALL OF THIS WILL BE IN THE KINGDOM. AND THEY WILL GO THROUGH THIS FOR AS MUCH TIME AS WE WERE THE NIGG-ERS AFTER WHICH THEY WILL BE RELEASED FROM HELL. THEN WHAT WE WILL END UP EVENTUALLY HAVING IN THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS THE RULERS FROM BOTH ISRAELITES AND GENTILES ( DUNNO HOW MANY NUMBERS BUT FEW. LESS THAN 200,000 PEOPLE IN A WORLD OF 7 BILLION ). THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS BY MANY ARE CALLED BUT FEW ARE CHOSEN. AND THE REST OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT PART OF THEM WILL BE THE SUBJECTS.
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by cyrexx: 8:44am On Oct 10, 2012
^^
Mr Buzugee,

What the hell have you smoked today?

You never cease to amaze.

LOL

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Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 9:51am On Oct 10, 2012
cyrexx: ^^
Mr Buzugee,

What the hell have you smoked today?

You never cease to amaze.

LOL
i smoked the words of Yahawah. grin so you know everything i wrote is scriptural right ? which parts of it do you disagree with and i will supply backing verses

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Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by MacDaddy01: 9:59am On Oct 10, 2012
obadiah777: i smoked the words of Yahawah. grin so you know everything i wrote is scriptural right ? which parts of it do you disagree with and i will supply backing verses



Okay, how does the scriptures say that Africans are going to rule the earth?

Is it black afticans or the Arab looking ones in Egypt and Tunisia
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 10:05am On Oct 10, 2012
MacDaddy01:



Okay, how does the scriptures say that Africans are going to rule the earth?

Is it black afticans or the Arab looking ones in Egypt and Tunisia
ok first off you need to check these verses to know the color of the real israelites. see if you can get past that. then we will continue

Lamentations 4 vs 8
Lamentations 5 vs 10
Jeremiah 14 vs 2 combine this with hebrews 7 vs 14 for the tribe and color of christ
Song Of Solomon 1 vs 5
Job 30 vs 30

use only KJV. see if you can get past that. if you cant ? wont be no point in continuing wink
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by ijawkid(m): 11:05am On Oct 10, 2012
plaetton:

So all sunday worship christians are destined to hell?

The atheisst shall inherit the earth.!
Hurrah!

Lol.....I go die for laugh here.....

Make ona come carry me....lol...

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Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 11:28am On Oct 10, 2012
ijawkid:

Lol.....I go die for laugh here.....

Make ona come carry me....lol...

I don laff fall for ground grin grin grin drama full Nairaland grin

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Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Tgirl4real(f): 2:22pm On Oct 10, 2012
obadiah777: not the ones in africa. they are destined to be in the kingdom but as 'the ruled' and not the rulers. they are already in hell

hehehehhehe

Dis guy must be high on sum'n lipsrsealed
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Tgirl4real(f): 2:28pm On Oct 10, 2012
obadiah777: OK LETS SEE IF WE CAN FIND YOU

EVERYTHING YOUR PASTOR EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT HEAVEN AND HELL. DISCARD IT. NOW LETS START AFRESH.

HEAVEN IS A WORD AMBIGUOUSLY REFERENCED IN THE BIBLE. HEAVEN IS NOT A DESTINATION. IT IS 'RULERSHIP'. HEAVEN MEANS RULERSHIP. SAY FOR EXAMPLE THE HEAVEN IN NIGERIA IS JONATHAN GOODLUCK AND HIS CABINET'. THIS IS WHAT PASTORS DONT KNOW BECAUSE THEY ARE IN A DELUSION CALLED RELIGION. 'HEAVEN' IS RULERSHIP. NOW IN THE KINGDOM OF GOD THAT WILL BE ESTABLISHED ON EARTH, THE LORD IS NOT JUST GOING TO PUT ANY TOM DICK AND HARRY TO RULE IT. YOU HAVE TO EARN YOUR WAY INTO THE LORDS CABINET OF RULERSHIP. THIS CABINET OF RULERSHIP IS HEAVEN. SO MANY ARE CALLED BUT FEW ARE CHOSEN. SEE ALL THIS TIME WE THOUGHT WE WERE TRYING TO BE CLOSER TO GOD SO AS TO GAIN ENTRY INTO A PLACE CALLED HEAVEN. BUT IN ACTUALITY WE ARE TRYING TO GAIN ENTRY INTO RULERSHIP WHICH IS CALLED HEAVEN. THIS IS ABOUT RULERSHIP. SCRIPTURE SAYS HE WHO DOES MY WILL UNTO THE END TO HIM WILL I GIVE AUTHORITY OVER ALL PEOPLE. THE RIGHTEOUS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH. THIS IS ALL ABOUT RULERSHIP ( HEAVEN) IN THE KINGDOM THAT WILL BE ESTABLISHED WHEN THIS GENTILE WORLD ENDS. SO WHOMEVER DOES NOT MAKE IT INTO HEAVEN WILL STILL MAKE IT INTO THE KINGDOM BUT YOU WILL NOT BE IN HEAVEN, YOU WILL BE A SUBJECT. AND AS A SUBJECT YOU ARE LIABLE TO GET FORKED UP MERCILESSLY BY THE RULERS IF YOU OFFEND. SCRIPTURE SAYS THOSE IN HEAVEN WILL RULE THE OTHERS WITH A ROD OF IRON AND WILL BREAK THEM AS A POTTERS CLAY. SO IF YOU MAKE IT TO HEAVEN ( RULERSHIP ), YOUR SPIRIT WILL BE MADE TO THE POINT WHERE YOU CANT SIN. YOU WILL HAVE ONLY A UNILATERAL GODLY SPIRIT. HOWEVER THOSE WHO DONT MAKE IT TO HEAVEN WILL STILL HAVE THEIR SPIRIT OF DUALITY ( SATANIC AND GODLY ) AND WILL BE TRYING TO SIN BUT YOU, THE HEAVEN, WILL BREAK THEM DOWN WITH AN IRON ROD. PERIOD OF GRACE ENDS IN THE KINGDOM. ONCE YOU SIN YOU ARE GETTING SMASHED ON IMMEDIATELY. NO GRACE PERIOD. AND THATS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT

1-TO BE IN HEAVEN SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SPIRIT RENEWED
2-TO HAVE OWNERSHIP AND AUTHORITY OF THE WORLD ( LIKE YOU WILL BE THE OBAMAS OF THIS WORLD BUT IN A RIGHTEOUS WAY. EVERYONE WILL RESPECT YOU AND BRING YOU TRIBUTARIES ( TITHES ) FOR BEING THE RULERS

NOW MANY ARE CALLED BUT FEW ARE CHOSEN, 144,000 HAVE ALREADY BEEN CHOSEN FROM THE ISRAELITES ( WHICH WILL BE NEGROS, AND SOUTH AMERICANS OF NEGRO DESCENT ) AND THOSE WHO DID NOT MAKE THE CUT HAVE BEEN PLACED IN HELL ( WHICH WE ARE IN NOW IN AFRICA AND SOUTH AMERICA AND HAITI AND BRAZIL. ANYWHERE YOU SEE BLACK PEOPLE, ITS HELL. ITS A SPIRITUAL THING ). HOWEVER THE GENTILES ARE IN THEIR SELECTION PHASE FOR HEAVEN ( THE BIBLE DOES NOT GIVE THE NUMBER OF GENTILE RULERS THAT WILL BE SELECTED ). WHICH IS WHY THE GENTILES ARE IN THEIR SALVATION RIGHT NOW. THIS IS THEIR CHANCE TO BRING FORTH FRUIT FOR THE RULERSHIP OF THE KINGDOM. ONCE THEY HAVE BROUGHT FORTH THE NUMBERS REQUIRED. THOSE WHO DO NOT MAKE THE CUT AMONGST THEM WILL BE PUT IN HELL, WHILE THE ISRAELITES WILL BE SPRUNG FROM HELL ( HELL IS SUFFERING AND DESTRUCTION AND BEING THE NIGG-ERS OF THE WORLD AND THE HATED AND MOST DESPISED AND MOST ST-UPID BECAUSE THE LORD WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR INTELLIGENCE AS PART OF THE CONDITIONS OF HELL ). SO WHEN CHRIST COMES, THE CAUCASIANS AND CHINESE AND JAPANESE AND OTHER GENTILE NATIONS WHO DONT MAKE THE CUT FOR HEAVEN WILL BECOME THE NEW NIGG-ERS ON EARTH. THEY WILL BE THE NEW DUMB BLACKS WHO CANT THINK OR DO ANYTHING AND HAVE TO DEPEND ON THE REST OF US. AND ALL OF THIS WILL BE IN THE KINGDOM. AND THEY WILL GO THROUGH THIS FOR AS MUCH TIME AS WE WERE THE NIGG-ERS AFTER WHICH THEY WILL BE RELEASED FROM HELL. THEN WHAT WE WILL END UP EVENTUALLY HAVING IN THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS THE RULERS FROM BOTH ISRAELITES AND GENTILES ( DUNNO HOW MANY NUMBERS BUT FEW. LESS THAN 200,000 PEOPLE IN A WORLD OF 7 BILLION ). THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS BY MANY ARE CALLED BUT FEW ARE CHOSEN. AND THE REST OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT PART OF THEM WILL BE THE SUBJECTS.

Now I know u are crazy and as confused as confusion itself. I will no better to avoid you.

Plain unscriptural nonsense!!!
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 2:35pm On Oct 10, 2012
Tgirl4real:

Now I know u are crazy and as confused as confusion itself. I will no better to avoid you.

Plain unscriptural nonsense!!!

I see you have been brainwashed with the bible. Black man wake up! Bible is not meant for you.
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Tgirl4real(f): 2:37pm On Oct 10, 2012
ifeness:

I see you have been brainwashed with the bible. Black man wake up! Bible is not meant for you.

Kindly expatiate whiteman!
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 2:46pm On Oct 10, 2012
obadiah777: OK LETS SEE IF WE CAN FIND YOU

EVERYTHING YOUR PASTOR EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT HEAVEN AND HELL. DISCARD IT. NOW LETS START AFRESH.

HEAVEN IS A WORD AMBIGUOUSLY REFERENCED IN THE BIBLE. HEAVEN IS NOT A DESTINATION. IT IS 'RULERSHIP'. HEAVEN MEANS RULERSHIP. SAY FOR EXAMPLE THE HEAVEN IN NIGERIA IS JONATHAN GOODLUCK AND HIS CABINET'. THIS IS WHAT PASTORS DONT KNOW BECAUSE THEY ARE IN A DELUSION CALLED RELIGION. 'HEAVEN' IS RULERSHIP. NOW IN THE KINGDOM OF GOD THAT WILL BE ESTABLISHED ON EARTH, THE LORD IS NOT JUST GOING TO PUT ANY TOM DICK AND HARRY TO RULE IT. YOU HAVE TO EARN YOUR WAY INTO THE LORDS CABINET OF RULERSHIP. THIS CABINET OF RULERSHIP IS HEAVEN. SO MANY ARE CALLED BUT FEW ARE CHOSEN. SEE ALL THIS TIME WE THOUGHT WE WERE TRYING TO BE CLOSER TO GOD SO AS TO GAIN ENTRY INTO A PLACE CALLED HEAVEN. BUT IN ACTUALITY WE ARE TRYING TO GAIN ENTRY INTO RULERSHIP WHICH IS CALLED HEAVEN. THIS IS ABOUT RULERSHIP. SCRIPTURE SAYS HE WHO DOES MY WILL UNTO THE END TO HIM WILL I GIVE AUTHORITY OVER ALL PEOPLE. THE RIGHTEOUS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH. THIS IS ALL ABOUT RULERSHIP ( HEAVEN) IN THE KINGDOM THAT WILL BE ESTABLISHED WHEN THIS GENTILE WORLD ENDS. SO WHOMEVER DOES NOT MAKE IT INTO HEAVEN WILL STILL MAKE IT INTO THE KINGDOM BUT YOU WILL NOT BE IN HEAVEN, YOU WILL BE A SUBJECT. AND AS A SUBJECT YOU ARE LIABLE TO GET FORKED UP MERCILESSLY BY THE RULERS IF YOU OFFEND. SCRIPTURE SAYS THOSE IN HEAVEN WILL RULE THE OTHERS WITH A ROD OF IRON AND WILL BREAK THEM AS A POTTERS CLAY. SO IF YOU MAKE IT TO HEAVEN ( RULERSHIP ), YOUR SPIRIT WILL BE MADE TO THE POINT WHERE YOU CANT SIN. YOU WILL HAVE ONLY A UNILATERAL GODLY SPIRIT. HOWEVER THOSE WHO DONT MAKE IT TO HEAVEN WILL STILL HAVE THEIR SPIRIT OF DUALITY ( SATANIC AND GODLY ) AND WILL BE TRYING TO SIN BUT YOU, THE HEAVEN, WILL BREAK THEM DOWN WITH AN IRON ROD. PERIOD OF GRACE ENDS IN THE KINGDOM. ONCE YOU SIN YOU ARE GETTING SMASHED ON IMMEDIATELY. NO GRACE PERIOD. AND THATS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT

1-TO BE IN HEAVEN SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SPIRIT RENEWED
2-TO HAVE OWNERSHIP AND AUTHORITY OF THE WORLD ( LIKE YOU WILL BE THE OBAMAS OF THIS WORLD BUT IN A RIGHTEOUS WAY. EVERYONE WILL RESPECT YOU AND BRING YOU TRIBUTARIES ( TITHES ) FOR BEING THE RULERS

NOW MANY ARE CALLED BUT FEW ARE CHOSEN, 144,000 HAVE ALREADY BEEN CHOSEN FROM THE ISRAELITES ( WHICH WILL BE NEGROS, AND SOUTH AMERICANS OF NEGRO DESCENT ) AND THOSE WHO DID NOT MAKE THE CUT HAVE BEEN PLACED IN HELL ( WHICH WE ARE IN NOW IN AFRICA AND SOUTH AMERICA AND HAITI AND BRAZIL. ANYWHERE YOU SEE BLACK PEOPLE, ITS HELL. ITS A SPIRITUAL THING ). HOWEVER THE GENTILES ARE IN THEIR SELECTION PHASE FOR HEAVEN ( THE BIBLE DOES NOT GIVE THE NUMBER OF GENTILE RULERS THAT WILL BE SELECTED ). WHICH IS WHY THE GENTILES ARE IN THEIR SALVATION RIGHT NOW. THIS IS THEIR CHANCE TO BRING FORTH FRUIT FOR THE RULERSHIP OF THE KINGDOM. ONCE THEY HAVE BROUGHT FORTH THE NUMBERS REQUIRED. THOSE WHO DO NOT MAKE THE CUT AMONGST THEM WILL BE PUT IN HELL, WHILE THE ISRAELITES WILL BE SPRUNG FROM HELL ( HELL IS SUFFERING AND DESTRUCTION AND BEING THE NIGG-ERS OF THE WORLD AND THE HATED AND MOST DESPISED AND MOST ST-UPID BECAUSE THE LORD WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR INTELLIGENCE AS PART OF THE CONDITIONS OF HELL ). SO WHEN CHRIST COMES, THE CAUCASIANS AND CHINESE AND JAPANESE AND OTHER GENTILE NATIONS WHO DONT MAKE THE CUT FOR HEAVEN WILL BECOME THE NEW NIGG-ERS ON EARTH. THEY WILL BE THE NEW DUMB BLACKS WHO CANT THINK OR DO ANYTHING AND HAVE TO DEPEND ON THE REST OF US. AND ALL OF THIS WILL BE IN THE KINGDOM. AND THEY WILL GO THROUGH THIS FOR AS MUCH TIME AS WE WERE THE NIGG-ERS AFTER WHICH THEY WILL BE RELEASED FROM HELL. THEN WHAT WE WILL END UP EVENTUALLY HAVING IN THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS THE RULERS FROM BOTH ISRAELITES AND GENTILES ( DUNNO HOW MANY NUMBERS BUT FEW. LESS THAN 200,000 PEOPLE IN A WORLD OF 7 BILLION ). THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS BY MANY ARE CALLED BUT FEW ARE CHOSEN. AND THE REST OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT PART OF THEM WILL BE THE SUBJECTS.


I agree. There are forces out there in the stars who are supporting the 1st world countries with technology and advanced knowledge. These forces are anti black race,that is why they are trying to wipe out as many black people with diseases and dump brains. We can see we have a lot of them in Nigeria and especially on nairaland. These are the black people who are ready to die for the lies they are been told by their 419 pastors.

Look at what the Belgians did to the people of Congo for 100 years. They cut the right hands of 10 million black men. You wont find that in the history books because the same people who committed the crimes are the ones who gave us the bible.

Until black people begin to reason well, they will remain in the world of lies
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 2:51pm On Oct 10, 2012
Tgirl4real:

Kindly expatiate whiteman!


You probably wont understand if i did
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by wiegraf: 4:04pm On Oct 10, 2012
Jokes asides, I am a teeny weeny bit concerned for you 777...

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Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 4:29pm On Oct 10, 2012
Tgirl4real:

hehehehhehe

Dis guy must be high on sum'n lipsrsealed
TIS ALL BIBLICAL BABY. YOU MUST HAVE A DUSTY BIBLE embarassed YOU NEVER CRACK IT OPEN BUT ONCE IN A MONTH
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 4:31pm On Oct 10, 2012
Tgirl4real:

Now I know u are crazy and as confused as confusion itself. I will no better to avoid you.

Plain unscriptural nonsense!!!
SO CAN YOU TELL US THE UNSCRIPTURAL PART OF IT undecided
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 4:34pm On Oct 10, 2012
ifeness:


I agree. There are forces out there in the stars who are supporting the 1st world countries with technology and advanced knowledge. These forces are anti black race,that is why they are trying to wipe out as many black people with diseases and dump brains. We can see we have a lot of them in Nigeria and especially on nairaland. These are the black people who are ready to die for the lies they are been told by their 419 pastors.

Look at what the Belgians did to the people of Congo for 100 years. They cut the right hands of 10 million black men. You wont find that in the history books because the same people who committed the crimes are the ones who gave us the bible.

Until black people begin to reason well, they will remain in the world of lies
WHAT HAPPENED IN CONGO IS SCRIPTURAL. THATS THE EAGLE FEEDING ON THE DEAD ( JEREMIAH 2 VS 14 )

THE WHITE MAN DID NOT GIVE US THE BIBLE. WE GAVE THE WHITE MAN THE BIBLE.
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 4:35pm On Oct 10, 2012
wiegraf: Jokes asides, I am a teeny weeny bit concerned for you 777...
grin grin grin WHY ? BECAUSE I AM INTERPRETING THE BIBLE THE RIGHT WAY ?
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Tgirl4real(f): 4:51pm On Oct 10, 2012
ifeness:

You probably wont understand if i did

I already saw the bullocks u spewed undecided

ifeness:


I agree. There are forces out there in the stars who are supporting the 1st world countries with technology and advanced knowledge. These forces are anti black race,that is why they are trying to wipe out as many black people with diseases and dump brains. We can see we have a lot of them in Nigeria and especially on nairaland. These are the black people who are ready to die for the lies they are been told by their 419 pastors.

Look at what the Belgians did to the people of Congo for 100 years. They cut the right hands of 10 million black men. You wont find that in the history books because the same people who committed the crimes are the ones who gave us the bible.

Until black people begin to reason well, they will remain in the world of lies
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Tgirl4real(f): 4:52pm On Oct 10, 2012
obadiah777: SO CAN YOU TELL US THE UNSCRIPTURAL PART OF IT undecided

In fact, no part of it makes scriptural sense or any sense at all.

Pure bullocks!!!
Re: Joke Of The Week! The Most Popular Day For Viewing Porn Is Sunday! *fact* by Nobody: 4:54pm On Oct 10, 2012
Tgirl4real:

In fact, no part of it makes scriptural sense or any sense at all.

Pure bullocks!!!
OK STAY WITH ME HUN. LETS HEAR YOUR VERSION.

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