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Inheritance by ituen(m): 5:03pm On Jan 20, 2008
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Tufe decided he needed a woman to enjoy it
with. So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

"Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but within a month or two, my father will pass
and I'll inherit over 20 million dollars."

The woman went home with Tufe, and four days later she became his stepmother.

Men will never learn.
Re: Inheritance by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jan 20, 2008
LOL. . , ouch!!!
Re: Inheritance by Migines(m): 5:35pm On Jan 20, 2008
Lmao.
Re: Inheritance by dele9000(m): 11:07pm On Jan 20, 2008
lol.sharp babe, grin
Re: Inheritance by ThugLife1(m): 11:42pm On Jan 20, 2008
I no understand Jor
Re: Inheritance by Nobody: 1:20am On Jan 21, 2008
Thug Life:

I no understand Jor
kini ko ye e? ka lere kan si tongue
Re: Inheritance by ThugLife1(m): 1:28am On Jan 21, 2008
lol
break it down for me
Re: Inheritance by Nobody: 1:33am On Jan 21, 2008
ok, i hope i dnt mess it up.
the guy, due to time will inherit a large sum from his grandfather after he dies, so he decided to find someone to share it with. he found a lady, stupidly telling her he'll inherit a large fortune from his grandfather that is yet to die, so she [b]"fell in love" [/b]with his grandfather and married him. so when he dies, the fortune goes to her. . . you get? the guy does not inherit the money anymore, now she does. lol
Re: Inheritance by ThugLife1(m): 1:36am On Jan 21, 2008
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Now i comprehend cheesy
You are sweet baby kiss kiss kiss
Re: Inheritance by Nobody: 1:45am On Jan 21, 2008
you're welcome. . . . (no kissing, unless you wan loose that thing special to you cry )
Re: Inheritance by ThugLife1(m): 1:47am On Jan 21, 2008
what is the thing that is special to me?
em em i guess is MONEY
Re: Inheritance by Nobody: 2:00am On Jan 21, 2008
LOL. . . . yea, money too. . . but i no want monopoly money o . . .
Re: Inheritance by ThugLife1(m): 2:09am On Jan 21, 2008
lol
Money is Money
Re: Inheritance by Nobody: 2:13am On Jan 21, 2008
not when you can't use it to buy sth. . . . ahhh, no wonder the EFCC arrested you for using monopoly money to buy xxxxx. . .lol tongue
Re: Inheritance by ThugLife1(m): 2:19am On Jan 21, 2008
Screw EFCC
Screw FBI cheesy
Re: Inheritance by Nobody: 2:24am On Jan 21, 2008
. . . . lol, so na you be thug? se turji ibadan tabi ti ikeja?
Re: Inheritance by ThugLife1(m): 2:28am On Jan 21, 2008
Nope
Lagos/California
Re: Inheritance by Nobody: 2:32am On Jan 21, 2008
lol. . . na you sabi ? iwo lo moh tongue
Re: Inheritance by ThugLife1(m): 2:35am On Jan 21, 2008
Your location is on my bed
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Inheritance by Nobody: 2:41am On Jan 21, 2008
Thug Life:

Your location is on my bed
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

sharraap o. . . . i'm warning you now. . . if my hubby shows up with a gun at your doorstep, dnt hide behind my skirt o. . . i won't help you o
Re: Inheritance by ThugLife1(m): 2:58am On Jan 21, 2008
lol
i will be peeping at something under your skirt
Re: Inheritance by Nobody: 3:01am On Jan 21, 2008
ohh ok, i think you should stop there. . . . na thunder fire you lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Inheritance by ThugLife1(m): 3:37am On Jan 21, 2008
lol
Re: Inheritance by clemcykul(f): 1:44pm On Jan 21, 2008
thunder pls keep firing thug
Re: Inheritance by ituen(m): 1:55pm On Jan 21, 2008
food for thought

Is it thunder or Lightning that does the damage

NB: Thunder - Sound
Lightning - Electric
Re: Inheritance by clemcykul(f): 4:31pm On Jan 21, 2008
keep pondering it till u end up pounded smiley grin grin
Re: Inheritance by ituen(m): 5:27pm On Jan 21, 2008
another food for thought

pondering and po[b]u[/b]nded
Re: Inheritance by clemcykul(f): 10:16am On Jan 22, 2008
pounded and eaten grin
Re: Inheritance by ituen(m): 1:11pm On Jan 22, 2008
grin grin grin grin
like pounded yamand miyantaoshe soup
Re: Inheritance by saucekid(m): 3:43pm On Jan 22, 2008
now thats sweet
Re: Inheritance by CHIROSE1(f): 3:47pm On Jan 22, 2008
@toyinrayo,
I still don't understand why a fine babe like you chose  a hunter for a husband, pls be careful before your head turns to isi ewu.
Re: Inheritance by saucekid(m): 9:51pm On Jan 22, 2008
thats if it hasnt already been cooked

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