A LADY'S INBOX:
1..I luv u dear (Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Bassey)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man (Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u
to be by my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)


A GUY'S INBOX:
1..UR data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Please call me, I need your assistance (Nk coursemate)
3..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am married (Jane)
4..Don't dare call me again, cheat (Patricia)
5..Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling event like the last 3 months
(Landlord)
6..Brother am still expecting d money for d NECO form (Junior bros)
7..My pikin, you dey? Abeg send chop money quick, hunger wan finish us here o (Mama)
8.. I dey hospital, pls send d N120,000 quick quick for d appendix operation or u can keep and use it for my burial (Papa)
9..I av nt seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour's daughter)

Lol! Nice one Jackie

the first one is very familiar to me.......

LWKMD. boys don suffer. But it's in our nature to suffer. Like my friend would always say. ' suffer,Make money and then Fork B*tch*s.

>Date of posting this yoke: October 10 (3days ago).
>no of views: 255 views (as at the time of me dropping this post)
>no of comment: 4 comments (as at the time of me dropping dis post)

result of my analysis: For someone who once won best joker, this yoke is absolutely dry and stale! Joke of since three days ago?! And just 4comments?! Oh how i weep for you?!

...how are d mighty fallen!