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A MAN With Gun Went To Church by Viclov(m): 8:43pm On Oct 10, 2012
A man with an AK47 rafle ran into a church and pointed the gun at
the congregation saying who is a child of God here,let me send him
to heaven?the congregation kept silent,he then fired a shot in the
roof.the congregation shouted its the pastor,he always said that he
is a child of God.pastor replied,what kind of conspiracy is this?
everyone here knowns that am the son of chukwudi and the
grandson of okeke,so what's my business with God.abeg if na play
make una stop am.
Re: A MAN With Gun Went To Church by chukwuinya: 9:25pm On Oct 10, 2012
ha ;Dha everybody wants to b a child of God but none wants to go to heaven

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