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Wise Sayings by Castos(m): 7:13pm On Oct 11, 2012
1.He who fights and runs away ....Na
fear catch am.
2. Pikin wey say him mama no go
sleep...na orphanage home fit am.
3. A rolling stone...go scatter everything.
4. He who lives in a glass
house....pepper don rest for am.
5. A stitch in time....na tear-tear U just
avoid.
6. Birds of d same feather....na d same mamaborn dem.
7. One good turn.........na correct power
steering be that.
8. A bird in hand....na barbeque be that.
9. Half bread....is better than buns.
10. D journey of a thousand miles....O’ boy e beta make u go airport go enter
aeroplane.
11. The patient dog....Na hunger go kill
am.
12. All work no play....Na Bank worker
be dat. 13. He who laughs last........no
understand d joke quick.
Re: Wise Sayings by berylLOL(f): 7:22pm On Oct 11, 2012
wat about he who doesn't laff at all?
Re: Wise Sayings by Castos(m): 7:26pm On Oct 11, 2012
berylLOL: wat about he who doesn't laff at all?
na deaf man
Re: Wise Sayings by berylLOL(f): 7:49pm On Oct 11, 2012
ok..thank God I'm readin dis one..
Re: Wise Sayings by JojoArmani(m): 8:44pm On Oct 11, 2012
berylLOL has been coming is dis section frequently. @BerylLOL have u finish selling ur properties in Property section. #justasking#
Re: Wise Sayings by Castos(m): 8:57pm On Oct 11, 2012
Jojo Armani: berylLOL has been coming is dis section frequently. @BerylLOL have u finish selling ur properties in Property section. #justasking#
hahaha.....selling what kinda things?
Re: Wise Sayings by JojoArmani(m): 9:27pm On Oct 11, 2012
Castos: hahaha.....selling what kinda things?
Na she go understand am wella.
Re: Wise Sayings by larride(m): 9:30pm On Oct 11, 2012
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Wise Sayings by UmericanGirl(f): 12:32am On Oct 12, 2012
My face was straight until #8.
Re: Wise Sayings by Nobody: 2:40pm On Oct 12, 2012
Jojo Armani: berylLOL has been coming is dis section frequently. @BerylLOL have u finish selling ur properties in Property section. #justasking#
lmao
Re: Wise Sayings by bunmioguns(m): 3:55pm On Oct 12, 2012
hehehe. . .me laff sotey hot fart comot from my buttock
Re: Wise Sayings by berylLOL(f): 8:39pm On Oct 12, 2012
Jojo Armani: berylLOL has been coming is dis section frequently. @BerylLOL have u finish selling ur properties in Property section. #justasking#

hehehe..not 'my' properties stalker, was doin it 4 some1. Yh nd i have alwez been here..
Re: Wise Sayings by JojoArmani(m): 9:49pm On Oct 12, 2012
berylLOL:
hehehe..not 'my' properties stalker, was doin it 4 some1. Yh nd i have alwez been here..
ok I was just asking. u re welcome here anyday, anytime. But 1 rule here. Dont take any joke too personal o o, anytin is a joke here. Like wat i said I was just joking o o o. But sorry if de tin pain u. Though it doesnt stop me from jokin wit u.
Re: Wise Sayings by berylLOL(f): 11:03pm On Oct 12, 2012
Jojo Armani: ok I was just asking. u re welcome here anyday, anytime. But 1 rule here. Dont take any joke too personal o o, anytin is a joke here. Like wat i said I was just joking o o o. But sorry if de tin pain u. Though it doesnt stop me from jokin wit u.

aii, nevamind tho, i hardly take tinz 'P'
Re: Wise Sayings by Castos(m): 10:16am On Oct 13, 2012
berylLOL:
hehehe..not 'my' properties stalker, was doin it 4 some1. Yh nd i have alwez been here..
Nwa make u go pay Seun for one Ads slot to boost ur comercial potentials, i can see that marketer in u grin
Re: Wise Sayings by berylLOL(f): 12:18pm On Oct 13, 2012
Castos: Nwa make u go pay Seun for one Ads slot to boost ur comercial potentials, i can see that marketer in u grin

lolz, thankz 4 d advice..buh I'll pass.

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