My friend Akin gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d pharmacist, "Hello,
could u give a me c-o-n-d-o-m? I'm going 2 my girlfriend's place 4 dinner &
I think I may b in with a chance!" D pharmacist gives him d c-o-n-d-o-m
& as he was going out he returns & says give me another c-o-n-d-o-m
because my girlfriend's sister Is very cute too, she always crosses her
legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & I think I might
strike a luck there too." pharmacist gives him a second c-o-n-d-o-m & as
he was leaving, again he turns back & says "Give me one more c-o-n-d-o-m
because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty & when she sees me
she always makes eye contacts since she invited me 4 dinner think she is expecting me 2 make a move. During dinner, Akin sat with
his girlfriend on d left, d sister on his right & d mum facing him.
When d Dad walks in, Akin lowers his head & starts d dinner
prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u'v given
us".10 minutes after, my friend Akin was still praying "Thank u Lord 4 your kindness." Another Ten minutes gone by & he was still praying,
keeping his head down, very close 2 d table. They all looked at each
other surprised, & his girl friend was even more surprised than
others. She gets close to him & whispered, "I didn't know u'r so
religious."Akin replies, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist i bought c-o-n-d-o-m-s from!� See
wahala!!! If you were Akin...what will u do