I beg, this is a real life story.I hope I wont be banned for this.

Basket mouth and his wife were invited to a Thanksgiving Service of a church one day.They were accompanied by Akin & Popo .

Hear what transpired @ the entrance of the auditorium after basket mouth and his wife have been ushered in:

Head Usher: Eh! Stop there
Akin & Popo: We want to enter now!We're invited also (visibly angry)
Head Usher: No!No!! Please,u cant go there
Akin & Popo: Why?Isn't that nepotism?And we 'er gonna sue ds church for that
Head Usher:You see,(she knelt down so that they would hear her well) Dad nd Mum would be fine there.So you have to join the children's church.

go home, nite done come

she has nyt blindness self

Romade gud nite, c ya 2maro.

Dont come 2 my house 2nite, it's not ur turn

Dont 4 get 2 use multi-lensed  microscope 4 ur blindness ok?

sorry but bene no dey hear clear 4 evenings

He's suffering from earingitis
so he need hearing aids.

@poster
tite one u got there aristo,
em . . . .em . . . .em, i mean d joke o!!!

or ,

nuttin

ok

pls tuck ur tongue in its a bad habit

aristole:

or ,

romade:

nuttin

hmmmmmmmmm

where the joke @?

lol

ha hah hah ha! Funny hah ha ahhhh!

@Olulu : Na u be d HE GOAT wey dey smell abi?Cos ds ur hmmmmmmmmmm needs to be querried.

@ aristo - OLE !!!

don't tell me u have graduated into doing he-goat now
next, would b horse
haaaa,
u go wound o

_{d hmmm stands for - i wonder, na wa o, can it b true?, are u serious?}

aristo + olulu = 3,0ble

turtle u 'r hereby banned frm nrlnd,appeal imposible

i rise

yysl:

aristo + olulu = 3,0ble

Lolabbey:

turtle u 'r hereby banned frm nrlnd,appeal imposible

haba,
temper turtle with clumsy

romade:

i rise

sit ur ass down, where do u fink u going?

@ all lol

why?

wire

@ Lolabbey

I ain't turtle.Ok?

And please why do u want to ban me.

u knw it ursef

One-woman-battalion like u dey fear Lolabbey? Wonders shall end one day.

Why u no just write 'FUNNY'? You just dey waste all the smiley wey dey NL.

webpikin oops, I meant webprince,

and some of them smileys are missin' too



Moral of da story: Always FINISH WAT U STARTED.

what is going on here?