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A pickpocket was trying to steal from a man sitting in front of him in a bus...while unknown 2 him an Aboki was watching him then the Aboki murmured
"Kai Eye way see dey chop o..."

The pickpocket replied
"Eye wey see mouth no dey talk..."

The Aboki continued
"Walahi na pifity : pifity e go be..."

The pickpocket replied
"No na seventy : thirty we go share am..."

The Aboki replied
"Kai ok leave am for sixty : forty ..."

Then the person they were about stealing from interrupted to contribute
"You see that is d problem of Nigeria you do business 2geda, you share the money Fifty : Fifty that's settles it..."

The Aboki so happy with dat entered
"Kai God bless u ma pfriend, u see, even the person we wan steal from dey say make we share him money equal.."

The pickpocket fainted

Happy weekend

Since Akpos is now a household name I wrote this joke using his name


Akpos father (an illiterate) had a business deal with a business man and the profit of N100,000 was to be shared 50/50 as agreed by both of them but the businessman on seeing how backward his partner is decided to give him N30,000 instead of the N50,000 as surposed... But when Akpos father got home he called his wife and son Akpos and complained that he feels cheated with this pay so he asked Apkos to help him calculate it.. Akpos got a pen and paper and started,
"Papa both of you made profit of N100,000 abi"?

His father replied
"Yes"

Akpos continued
"And both of you shared the money 50/50 abi"?

His father replied
"Yes"

Then akpos screamed in surprise and said
"Choi papa I can't believe this, hurry up and go back to that man, from my calculation N100,000 ÷ 50 is N2500 so you must return the rest quickly"

His father replied smiling
"Forget that one my boy,God is good! mama Akpos take maney and prepare goat meat peppe soup with two bottles of Gulder to wash it down. Akpos my son it is good to be smart..."

*sighs* Smh like father like son

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