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Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 8:40am On Oct 14, 2012
One day akpos was sleeping then suddenly he overheard dani1hate and bincrackgbo fighting.
That's the end of my joke..worlahi, if you no laugh then you must be a yaba left inmate...laugh or get banned
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 8:44am On Oct 14, 2012
I can see you are really from Yaba left tongue
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Tinynita(f): 8:59am On Oct 14, 2012
stunt89: I can see you are really from Yaba left tongue
yaba left left wuld b more appropriate....dat wuld tell u his case is vry critical nd needs immediate attention
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by ikekings(m): 9:10am On Oct 14, 2012
Jeez!!! My cup of water just dried up? “VERY DRY”.... angry angry angry
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by engrfcuksmtin(m): 9:53am On Oct 14, 2012
lalaosky: One day akpos was sleeping then suddenly he overheard dani1hate and bincrackgbo fighting.
That's the end of my joke..worlahi, if you no laugh then you must be a yaba left inmate...laugh or get banned
https://www.nairaland.com/1074042/nairaland-most-dumbest

Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 10:08am On Oct 14, 2012
For those of that didnt laugh, y'all are getting banned for life
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 10:10am On Oct 14, 2012
ikekings: Jeez!!! My cup of water just dried up? “VERY DRY”.... angry angry angry

*gives him a dirty slap*...c'mon laugh
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Xymc1(m): 10:20am On Oct 14, 2012
OMG. Breaking news!! River Niger just dried up because of this "thing" u call a joke.
You realy should be arrestd for wasting my Mb. . . .dry dry dry dry . . Get a life!!! My gosh!! *storms out of the thread sweating profusely*
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 10:22am On Oct 14, 2012
Xymc...:
OMG. Breaking news!! River Niger just dried up because of this "thing" u call a joke.
You realy should be arrestd for wasting my Mb. . . .dry dry dry dry . . Get a life!!! My gosh!! *storms out of the thread sweating profusely*

bushpig...you sholud have laughed ist before storming out...mtcheeeeewwww
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 2:36pm On Oct 14, 2012
Dis guy funny oooo
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 2:40pm On Oct 14, 2012
lalaosky: One day akpos was sleeping then suddenly he overheard dani1hate and bincrackgbo fighting.
That's the end of my joke..worlahi, if you no laugh then you must be a yaba left inmate...laugh or get banned
oops, I tried laughing but it got stuck in my throat.
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by ikekings(m): 2:53pm On Oct 14, 2012
lalaosky:

*gives him a dirty slap*...c'mon laugh
Now, this made me laugh... undecided undecided undecided
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 3:50pm On Oct 14, 2012
What was the cause of the fight? I'm curious...
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 10:53pm On Oct 14, 2012
ItsModella:
oops, I tried laughing but it got stuck in my throat.

sweery, can i kiss your throat...i swear you wil laugh
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 10:54pm On Oct 14, 2012
fluid26: What was the cause of the fight? I'm curious...

nwanne mu nwoke, na one woman wrapper called ikekings
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 10:56pm On Oct 14, 2012
lalaosky:

sweery, can i kiss your throat...i swear you wil laugh
getting sex.ual, huh? Ike, come and see the guy you call a friend o.
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by ikekings(m): 11:06pm On Oct 14, 2012
lalaosky:

sweery, can i kiss your throat...i swear you wil laugh
Huh?
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 11:29pm On Oct 14, 2012
ItsModella:
getting sex.ual, huh? Ike, come and see the guy you call a friend o.

LWKMD...ahn ahn...am not getting intimate...just a kiss...it wont hurt naw

@ike, ooooooooomuuuuuu...ishi okpukpu, no dey put sand sand for my garri...you too dey give me tough time...i will report you to seun
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 11:32pm On Oct 14, 2012
lalaosky:

LWKMD...ahn ahn...am not getting intimate...just a kiss...it wont hurt naw

@ike, ooooooooomuuuuuu...ishi okpukpu, no dey put sand sand for my garri...you too dey give me tough time...i will report you to seun
nekwa o...Ike, ebe ka ino naw? Bia fu ife enyi nwoke gi cho ime mu.
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by ikekings(m): 11:33pm On Oct 14, 2012
lalaosky:

LWKMD...ahn ahn...am not getting intimate...just a kiss...it wont hurt naw

@ike, ooooooooomuuuuuu...ishi okpukpu, no dey put sand sand for my garri...you too dey give me tough time...i will report you to seun
LMFAO.... Go and look for another babe.. There are plenty babes on nairaland... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by ikekings(m): 11:35pm On Oct 14, 2012
ItsModella:
nekwa o...Ike, ebe ka ino naw? Bia fu ife enyi nwoke gi cho ime mu?
Omalicha gbaa ya nkiti... He wants to test my “brutality” skills...
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 11:36pm On Oct 14, 2012
ikekings: Omalicha gbaa ya nkiti... He wants to test my “brutality” skills...
Hold it, there is something I can't get a grip on yet. What is going on with you and vivian? Infact meet me at the derailer's paradise.
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by ikekings(m): 11:40pm On Oct 14, 2012
ItsModella:
Hold it, there is something I can't get a grip on yet. What is going on with you and vivian? Infact meet me at the derailer's paradise.
On the way....
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 11:55pm On Oct 14, 2012
Bia, c'mon laff before you lovebirds runs off
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Goldieluks: 5:41am On Oct 15, 2012
Oops ! I forgot to laugh.
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 8:59am On Oct 15, 2012
Goldieluks: Oops ! I forgot to laugh.

Make I helep u laff...grin grin
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Goldieluks: 10:12am On Oct 15, 2012
fluid26:

Make I helep u laff...grin grin
cheesy
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 10:49am On Oct 15, 2012
Goldieluks: Oops ! I forgot to laugh.

*raises his hand to give her a knock but is blown away by her sheer beauty*...awww, sweery you look good today...OMG, is your bag,prada made?.

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Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 11:46am On Oct 15, 2012
stale for my liking
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by jackpot(f): 1:48pm On Oct 15, 2012
barren joke!!! sad
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Abujafood: 1:50pm On Oct 15, 2012
Those of you who say this joke is dry, what is wrong with you?

The joke is really funny, it's so funny I even forgot to laugh!
Re: Best Joke Of All Time by Nobody: 2:03pm On Oct 15, 2012
Abujafood: Those of you who say this joke is dry, what is wrong with you?

The joke is really funny, it's so funny I even forgot to laugh!

jerosy

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