user32: hell awaits

nativedoctor:
Incidentaly when the priest walked in I recognised him bc I attended his service twice and they were the most boring in my life (didn't leave with any message). So immediately he walked in I left.got to the house,read today's readings in the bulletin and read my bible for the next 2 hours.
Better to me that being in the church and leaving with nothing.

saintvc: 2go, pinging and nairaland.

abiL: Use my phone, like I'm doing now, or go to the toilet to either sleep or fix my make-up. Most times I just leave.. Church isn't by force.

jhydebaba: I simply go to the bar, take some shine shine bobo and when I come back to the church I'm gonna lite it up.

*who born boringness?*

k9ine: I can't believe what I'm reading. You folks who say you chat, browse, sleep e.t.c. in a church service, pls tell me what constitutes a 'boring church service'.
If you know you will go to church and be a curse to yourselves, pls sit in your homes. If you were in a board meeting and your GMD was presiding, would you be pinging, browsing, chatting or doze off?
This goes to show how we disrespect the things of God.
CHURCH SERVICE IS A TIME OF WORSHIP, REVERENCE, AND THANKSGIVING TO GOD, AND IT REQUIRES YOUR FULL AND ACTIVE PARTICIPATION. Period?

cmon: I just log off from the sermon.... Go into fantasy mood and start thinking about how to improve or tackle an issue with my business. If there's no issue at the moment, then I'll start thinking of the next business Idea. It's far better than sleeping and every one around thinks you're very attentive.... Thinking is just one of my hobbies.

k9ine: I can't believe what I'm reading. You folks who say you chat, browse, sleep e.t.c. in a church service, pls tell me what constitutes a 'boring church service'.
If you know you will go to church and be a curse to yourselves, pls sit in your homes. If you were in a board meeting and your GMD was presiding, would you be pinging, browsing, chatting or doze off?
This goes to show how we disrespect the things of God.
CHURCH SERVICE IS A TIME OF WORSHIP, REVERENCE, AND THANKSGIVING TO GOD, AND IT REQUIRES YOUR FULL AND ACTIVE PARTICIPATION. Period?

olu4life:
God bless u bro

dirtymoney: dealing with a boring service has never been my problem. the cell phone thing is outdated. lately, wearing dark sunglasses in church is becoming trendy. so i dont miss my rayban eyeglass every sunday. all i do, is just to put it on. tilt my head backward a little, still facing the pastor...... close my eyes behind my shades and do my thing. d disadvantage of this is.... u might get startled by the thunderous 'amen' or wake up when the grace is being shared or if u dey sleep like olodo... u fit fal

abiL: Use my phone, like I'm doing now, or go to the toilet to either sleep or fix my make-up. Most times I just leave.. Church isn't by force.

Heeyhun: Somebody shout halleluyah

ujchief:
just like me. I switch of, and start fantasising, i'm good at that. I could fantasise about how to fix my state as a state govnor, what to name my unborn children, how to make 1 mil per wk. Trust me, i'm good at that. After all, they said we should dream big and aim at the sky...

Heeyhun: Somebody shout halleluyah

tpia@:
The lady who mentioned toilet must be overseas.

Some of the restrooms there- once you enter, you want to stay inside for a while if not for the fact that you know people are watching/waiting. Very beautiful designs, etc.

Nigeria needs to borrow a leaf in this area.

tpia@:
The lady who mentioned toilet must be overseas.

Some of the restrooms there- once you enter, you want to stay inside for a while if not for the fact that you know people are watching/waiting. Very beautiful designs, etc.

Nigeria needs to borrow a leaf in this area.