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Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by Drkul(f): 6:41pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
redcliff: [size=20pt]Men, God forgive me but na PINGING till the grace[/size]. Guess u no fit do dat at R.U.N |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by mamae(f): 6:46pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
Like the one I went today, it was more than too boring,unfortunately I didn't go with my phone,but I was completely out of the service |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by snapbackcheap: 6:53pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
DICKtator: Why don't you stop attending or walk out? It is that simple I guess |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by Fidtad: 7:17pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
jhydebaba: I simply go to the bar, take some shine shine bobo and when I come back to the church I'm gonna lite it up.u are a dead meat. |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by veracool247(f): 7:34pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
[quote author=dre junior] Hahahaha I always crash, Τ̲̅ђε̲ most embarrassing moment ώɑ̣̣̝̇̇ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ WξŊ I fell den ma chair Τ̲̅ђε̲ fuckin pastor ώɑ̣̣̝̇̇ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ jxt starring at Me [/quote. OH! |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by jhydebaba(m): 8:07pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
Fidtad: u are a dead meat.Yeah!!! Dats what I'm talking about. I'm gonna roast ur entire famelee, make pepper meat n stick meat outta them so that my shine shine bobo can go down without traffic. Son of a biatch. |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by pat077: 8:28pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
by day-dreaming. |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by Smilingbob(m): 8:36pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
*Picks up ma phone**surfing d net***GOOGLE>>Price Of Garri in Onitsha Main Market>>> Places Order 4 evwibody in d church ****TEAMGARRILIBERATION*** |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by Nobody: 9:18pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
^^^^What is GARRI doing in the religion section? |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by busayobrig: 10:11pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
By telling the devil to go away so you can pay attention. |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by Trendytessy(f): 10:25pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
I just log off from the sermon.... Go into fantasy mood and start thinking about how to improve or tackle an issue with my business. If there's no issue at the moment, then I'll start thinking of the next business Idea. It's far better than sleeping and every one around thinks you're very attentive.... Thinking is just one of my hobbies. Exactly wat i do.. |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by tpia5: 10:42pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
DICKtator: If YOU worked long hours, say overnight, or were tired from school or something, you could fall asleep anywhere, even on the subway. And yes, some restrooms have sofas or chairs in them- like i said nigeria needs to upgrade the quality of her restrooms. I'm surprised nobody has opened a thread yet on nl showing some of the abroad ones wey be like palace. |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by tpia5: 10:48pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
Mintayo: I pity all of us! Amen. |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by DECOtech(m): 11:04pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
I just walk out on the sermon. |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by jimjones: 11:14pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
just like fvcking the cell leader right after cell meetings on saturdays and thanking god for life, grace and his many mercies on sundays, most of the responses on this here thread highlight some of the many beauties of christianity! |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by jimjones: 11:18pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
Mintayo: I pity all of us! blablabla, blablablablabla...where my phone, abeg? oh snap, look at the pastor's wife's tities!!! :O |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by Nobody: 11:38pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
jim jones: just like fvcking the cell leader right after cell meetings on saturdays and thanking god for life, grace and his many mercies on sundays, most of the responses on this here thread highlight some of the many beauties of christianity!*Faints* jim jones:*dies* |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by Ayatullah(m): 11:54pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
I have read a lot of posts on how Christians cope with boredom in church and I feel really sorry for my Christian brothers, I suffered what you are suffering now while a Christian, but thanks be to Allah who Has saved me from listening to lie-lie pastors who cook up stories, well that's what you get when you are practicing a man-made religion. How can one get bored in the pesence of an Imam who is reading pure revelation from the Quran that is full of wisdom, my Christian brothers this boredom will continue to be your lot untill you pick up the Quran and see the secrets of creation, then shall you liberate yourself from boredom and confusion. Islam is the real deal. |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by FameG(f): 12:18am On Oct 15, 2012 |
All of una wey devil de blow una breeze". I jst try 2 follow d pastor's bible passage and begin 2 preach 2 ma self. As many dt run away 4rm d church jst imagine d devil laughing |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by Nobody: 1:07am On Oct 15, 2012 |
This is serious, what is our Generation turning into? Singing: I was glad when they said to me, come to the house of the Lord. . . |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by Bamz(m): 2:11am On Oct 15, 2012 |
I presume what the OP meant by boring is a really lenghty sermon that doesn't catch one's fancy or something close to that... Its just so troubling reading some responses on here. Why not take some time to read that portion of the bible you've always loved to read or other related things? My point here is leaving the the heart of worship with something to uphold you, not unless you came to church to add to the numbers... But then again this is Nigeria... Its basically more of religion than righteousness in this part. Not bashing anyone here. Keep striving for holiness. Peace. 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by Nobody: 5:51am On Oct 15, 2012 |
^^^that is good |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by ejyski(m): 8:07am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Wen u start to look for life partner nah wen u go sabi God aose abi?I feel for u cookÑ berem: Can't remember the last time I stepped my foot in a church premises not to talk of attending a service. Lord have mercy on my soul! |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by ejyski(m): 8:14am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Ayatullah: I have read a lot of posts on how Christians cope with boredom in church and I feel really sorry for my Christian brothers, I suffered what you are suffering now while a Christian, but thanks be to Allah who Has saved me from listening to lie-lie pastors who cook up stories, well that's what you get when you are practicing a man-made religion. How can one get bored in the pesence of an Imam who is reading pure revelation from the Quran that is full of wisdom, my Christian brothers this boredom will continue to be your lot untill you pick up the Quran and see the secrets of creation, then shall you liberate yourself from boredom and confusion. Islam is the real deal.kai!see blind man dey show person road,I feel for u.cook' |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by pastorprosper(m): 9:13am On Oct 15, 2012 |
dirtymoney: dealing with a boring service has never been my problem. the cell phone thing is outdated. lately, wearing dark sunglasses in church is becoming trendy. so i dont miss my rayban eyeglass every sunday. all i do, is just to put it on. tilt my head backward a little, still facing the pastor...... close my eyes behind my shades and do my thing. d disadvantage of this is.... u might get startled by the thunderous 'amen' or wake up when the grace is being shared or if u dey sleep like olodo... u fit fal |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by pastorprosper(m): 9:18am On Oct 15, 2012 |
The next time u try this I assure u, u will fart an astounding fart(I mean mess)that will resonate round d church, u won't dare sleep in church again or find a service boring. |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by pastorprosper(m): 9:19am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Ayatullah: I have read a lot of posts on how Christians cope with boredom in church and I feel really sorry for my Christian brothers, I suffered what you are suffering now while a Christian, but thanks be to Allah who Has saved me from listening to lie-lie pastors who cook up stories, well that's what you get when you are practicing a man-made religion. How can one get bored in the pesence of an Imam who is reading pure revelation from the Quran that is full of wisdom, my Christian brothers this boredom will continue to be your lot untill you pick up the Quran and see the secrets of creation, then shall you liberate yourself from boredom and confusion. Islam is the real deal. |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by pastorprosper(m): 9:23am On Oct 15, 2012 |
My dear brother I love u but hate to see u listen to a lie lie Imam ie shiek or uztaz. Cme back to christianity pls and liberate urself . |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by haibe(m): 9:28am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Sorry but what do you all mean by 'boring church service'? What was your main purpose of going to church? 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by Nobody: 9:35am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Ayatullah: I have read a lot of posts on how Christians cope with boredom in church and I feel really sorry for my Christian brothers, I suffered what you are suffering now while a Christian, but thanks be to Allah who Has saved me from listening to lie-lie pastors who cook up stories, well that's what you get when you are practicing a man-made religion. How can one get bored in the pesence of an Imam who is reading pure revelation from the Quran that is full of wisdom, my Christian brothers this boredom will continue to be your lot untill you pick up the Quran and see the secrets of creation, then shall you liberate yourself from boredom and confusion. Islam is the real deal.O boy, na how many muslims you see on top this thread, abeg vamoose from here jare. smh |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by jpnnah(m): 9:55am On Oct 15, 2012 |
i think church is a house oF God? why should one be pinging or 2going when you should be talking to God. I read my bible when am bored shaa. 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by emdidy: 11:49am On Oct 15, 2012 |
dirtymoney: dealing with a boring service has never been my problem. the cell phone thing is outdated. lately, wearing dark sunglasses in church is becoming trendy. so i dont miss my rayban eyeglass every sunday. all i do, is just to put it on. tilt my head backward a little, still facing the pastor...... close my eyes behind my shades and do my thing. d disadvantage of this is.... u might get startled by the thunderous 'amen' or wake up when the grace is being shared or if u dey sleep like olodo... u fit falO boy u too funny jor! E be like say na my next move be dat o! |
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