A woman was having an affair
during the day
with her secret lover,while
her husband
is at work.
Her nine year old son
comes home
unexpectedly,sees the
illegal lovers and
hides in the bedroom's
wardrobe to watch.
A few minutes later the
woman's
husband comes
home.She hides her
lover in the wardrobe,not
knowing her
son is in there already."
The little boy says,"Its
dark in here." The man
replys."Yes it is."
Boy:"I have a soccer
ball;do you want
to buy it?"
Man:"No."
Boy:"My dad's outside,i'll
call him if you
dont buy it." Man:"Ok,how
much?"
Boy:"20k."
A few weeks later it
happened again;the
boy and the lover were in
the wardrobe
together.
Boy:"Its dark in here."
Man:"Yes it is."
Boy:"I have soccer
boots,wanna buy?"
The man remembering
last time asks
the boy,"How much?"
The boy say,".30k."
The man says,"Fine" and
pays. A few days later the
father tells the
boy,"Grab your ball and
boots son,lets
go outside and have a
game."
The boys says,"I cant,I
sold them for
SH.50k."
The father says,Thats
terrible to overcharge
your friends like
that.....50k
is way more than what
those two things
cost,am going to take you
to church
tommorrow and make
you confess your
sins."
The next day they go to
church and the father
makes the little boy sit in
the
confession booth and
closes the door.
The boy says,"Its dark in
here."
The priest replys,"Dont
start that shit
again boy! THIS IS MY
CHURCH NOT
YOUR FATHERS
BEDROOM!!!"

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