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PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:22pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
Little Chinedu came back from school very hungry. He saw only his mama greeted her, and headed straight for the kitchen. He came back with a bowl and gari.He prepared the gari and went to the market to buy fish to come and balance his gari. When he returned, he realised someone had eaten almost half of his eba so he screamed in anger and hunger"which animal ate my eba?". ..no reply . .he screamed again this time louder "which animal ate my eba?" Then his papa popped out from the back of the house. "papa, which animal ate my eba?? " chinedu asked again his papa replied "oh, chinedu, its me oo, your father, i was hungry. . " chinedu interrupted him "next time eat like a human being!!!! . . .foolish man" his father died immediately
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Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by bunmioguns(m): 8:45pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
JOKES GRADING: A+ REMARKS: You are really mouthed. . . REWARD: three consecutive nights with Prettiebony without Condom |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:51pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
NEVER crack this kind joke again, i am now being rushed to the hospital due to chest pain as a result of uncontrollable laughter!!!?? |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by hottprince: 8:54pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
BG im chrgin u to court for attemtd murder.u wan kil persn wit lafta? |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by mormoni(m): 8:56pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
bunmioguns: JOKES GRADING: A+correct |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:53pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
bunmioguns: JOKES GRADING: A+ hottprince: BG im chrgin u to court for attemtd murder.u wan kil persn wit lafta? thats why they call me the jokes professor emeritus!! Valiantvaliant: NEVER crack this kind joke again, i am now being rushed to the hospital due to chest pain as a result of uncontrollable laughter!!!?? its my talent!!! |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by Lagusta(m): 10:19pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
BG u r da bomb!!!! I read this joke to my wife and she nearly missed her period!!!!! |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by larride(m): 10:29pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
bunmioguns: JOKES GRADING: A+ Sorry My Presido but she's already married to me. Nice one BG, You are the BOMB |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by bingbagbo(m): 10:37pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
Lagusta: BG u r da bomb!!!! I read this joke to my wife and she nearly missed her period!!!!! larride: i am not marrying her. . . .simply eating her |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:18pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
hottprince: BG im chrgin u to court for attemtd murder.u wan kil persn wit lafta? i am sorry |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by Frostyzone(m): 9:12pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
Doesn't appeal to my sense of humor. How can somebody's father dying after receiving a healthy dose of insult from the son be that hillarious?? 1 Like |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:31pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
Frostyzone: Doesn't appeal to my sense of humor. How can somebody's father dying after receiving a healthy dose of insult from the son be that hillarious?? are you okay?? bush pig!!! |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by Xymc1(m): 8:54pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by Nobody: 11:39am On Oct 18, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: Little Chinedu came back from school very hungry. bunmioguns: JOKES GRADING: A+Madmen!!! |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by bingbagbo(m): 1:54pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Madmen!!! |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by Nobody: 7:17pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
Frostyzone: Doesn't appeal to my sense of humor. How can somebody's father dying after receiving a healthy dose of insult from the son be that hillarious??Omo..i taya oh! i still don't see wats so funny bout the yoke seriously. You really beat me to this post. 1 Like |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by larride(m): 9:23pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
booqee: Omo..i taya oh! i still don't see wats so funny bout the yoke seriously. Hi |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by Nobody: 9:50pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
larride:Hello |
Re: PROFESSOR EMERITUS BG. . . .. .a.true Jokes Legend!!! by larride(m): 10:40pm On Oct 19, 2012 |
booqee: Hello How are you? |
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