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Mariage Part 1 by Lolabbey: 3:08pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniv ersary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!" "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!" what a couple. lol, |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by clemcykul(f): 4:05pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
okay? |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by bazii80(f): 1:25pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
A couple celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary where asked the secret of their long marraige, hear the man: HUSBAND: (smiles)Oh! we take time to go the restaurant 2 times a week. A little candle light, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tufe(m): 2:18pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
*watching folly being exhibited* |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 2:34pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
@tufe Folly's a real example |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ThugLife1(m): 1:20am On Feb 02, 2008 |
:d |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Opoki(m): 1:42am On Feb 02, 2008 |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Nobody: 4:04am On Feb 02, 2008 |
@lollabbey&bazey80 ;which is the actual joke. |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by clemcykul(f): 12:43pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
which ever that amuses u is the ryte joke secnd joke is funny kind of lol |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tufe(m): 10:31pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
abeg o, ituen no come indict me for here. dont bring me into the cross fire between you and folly. i gotz ur back, no doubt, but u guys fight no get head or tail @clemzy, good answer |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 12:14pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
Can u answer this query? tufe: |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tufe(m): 1:53pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
yeah i can. the joke doesnt make sense, and i'm sure clemz agrees, that why she simply said ok. and bazilli is contributing to the boredom, thats y i said folly is being exhibited. happy now? |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 4:24pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
Just to let u know that dats the begining of urbeef with folly |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Lolabbey: 1:08pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
make una no fight oooooooo |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tufe(m): 5:51pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
ituen, no try pour fuel for where fire no dey @lola, we cant fight. we both perfectly understand what is going on here |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ashaby(f): 6:02pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
@ poster pls explain the joke @ tufe whatz wt dis space wastage. are u laying ur bed already? |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ashaby(f): 6:08pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
@ lola y u dey beg dem say make dem no fight. abeg the field is sufficient enough for you. FIGHT ON! |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tufe(m): 6:50pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
@ashaby it must be from your laptop, cuz i dont see anything |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by benjay1(m): 7:05pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
Okay where the gbege dey happen ? |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tjtj1(m): 10:01pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
for ya brain ben jay |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Nobody: 9:00am On Feb 05, 2008 |
only cowards wont fight. |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by clemcykul(f): 9:12am On Feb 05, 2008 |
tufe dont poke bennie coz b4 u were he was bennnie why did u just disappear |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by folly69(m): 10:42am On Feb 05, 2008 |
tufe:hmmmm tufe why ar u such a lilly ass turn coat |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by benjay1(m): 12:25pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
@clem I haven't been in the country for sometime now. Been real busy lately. But i am back now. So who dey worry now for NLD ? |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tufe(m): 1:48pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
@clemz, did i in any way attack bennie. whats ya own problem now sef dey read posts first now |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by ituen(m): 4:34pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
Welcome back from Soweto, Ben Na only 2 people dey worry for here Folly and Aisha. Migines is missin and we are waiting for police report |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tufe(m): 5:12pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
no be waec him dey do again |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Lolabbey: 5:31pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
na wah ooo,migines dey write waec. i wsh am suces oooo |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tufe(m): 6:03pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
lola calm down o. clemz fit hate u for that small statement |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by tjtj1(m): 7:30pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
haters |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by clemcykul(f): 11:54am On Feb 06, 2008 |
soory tufe i bin wan put tee jay na him ur name enter coz i bin dey carry u for mind bennie ure welcome no body fit disturb himm momsie, they are all good children tufe as for lola leave her alone she go wash plate and baby napkin tire |
Re: Mariage Part 1 by Lolabbey: 12:11pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
clemcy habba na so u hate me reach? didnt mean any harm. tufe sure clemcy wont giv me dat kind odd job |
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