Nairaland Jokes section is not just a section like every other section here.
Its bigger, Its better and its matured because not everybody lasts here for long.
Its like a family where everyone takes blows from another without complain.
Where everyone is expecting a blow also without regard to who it'D come from.
Life is better when what you expect happens (whether good thing or bad thing)
Rather than when you are caught off-guard.

I have learnt a lot from mixing with humourous people here unlike other sections.
I am very happy to announce that all the consistent jokers here are great people.
Starting from the highly smart and understanding CLEMCYKUL,
Down to GABRY, ELIZA,ROOMMATE and every other girl who resisted and responded
To offensive Jokes from hard liners like MILLA D KING OF JOKES(by unanimous vote), INFOMAMA, CBASE D RABBIT(by resemblance), JEOVY D TRUCK PUSHER(by reality),
Down to FOLAHAN D CENSUS COUNTER.

The family we have created here will be remembered by the current members
and the members who will come long after we are gone.


TO THE NEW MEMBERS,

THIS IS NOT A SECTION FOR OPINIONS ON HOW TO LIVE YOUR DAILY LIVES,
THIS IS NOT A SECTION TO GET OFFENDED BY WHAT SOMEONE SAYS.
THIS IS NOT A SECTION TO POST A SERIOUS ISSUE
BECAUSE IT WILL BE TREATED WITH JOKES IN OUR MINDS AS USUAL.

FEEL FREE TO JOIN THE FAMILY BUT YOU MUST BE WARNED.
BECOMING A MEMBER OF ANY HUMAN FAMILY TAKES ATLEAST

NINE MONTHS .
IF YOU DOUBT ME , ASK YOUR MUM.

LET THE PARTY BEGIN

*OPENS MOET AND CHANGDON*

@Sammy

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none. . . . . . whats this supposed to mean,huh

@ showingbobo
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who is Eliza

So u know who be Eliza?

Nice speech

THnak God my name no dey

Imagine Jeovy is sitll a truck pusher since independence

how him profession take affect una?

infobaba:

So u know who be Eliza?

thats y i'm asking

Me self no know who be Eliza o

showbobo:

@Sammy

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none. . . . whats this supposed to mean,huh

Where is your head?

Jeovy a Truck Pusher I thought he is an Amebo.


Sam, your speech is good ohh.No wonda they choose tyou be King hia.

Na who make sammy king?

Make una focus oh

ok, he be Bushman than

That one sef na over title

The polls made me king.
Not by one person and its a landslide
Then you are the runner up according to the polls too,
want some evidence?

Hail King Sam Milla - San

Thank you my daughter

sam who is Eliza?

uhm, i dont really know.
Lets ask gabry

I've told u not to call me eliza, makes me look like osuofia's wife

SAM MILLA:

NINE MONTHS .
IF YOU DOUBT ME , ASK YOUR MUM.

LET THE PARTY BEGIN

9 months are you saying gabry is a premature? cos she is not yet 9 months on nairaland.

na u talk o

@Kunle, THE RECORD KEEPER.

Pappyshoes:

@Kunle, THE RECORD KEEPER.

Can't you see ojoro (cheating) here? How can she be adopted into the family before other veterans on nairaland? The fact that she eats,drinks, breaths, shit & fart nairaland ( she averages 58 posts a day )does not mean she should be adopted before veterans like ituen, sauce kid and gunpoint. _{i wonder what happened to the soja}

Uncle Kunle is jelous.

gabrywyl:

Uncle Kunle is jelous.

Oga Sam is partial

gabrywyl:

Uncle Kunle is jelous.

If i was the moderator i would restrict you to only 5 free posts per day, and charge you for posts made after that

if una break head finish let me know

Sam i don comot from ya roommate to landlady

unkle kunle metinksuavacrushonGabry

romade:

if una break head finish let me know

Sam i don comot from ya roommate to landlady

unkle kunle metinksuavacrushonGabry

wats dat? kabash

@romade

for real ?

romade:

unkle kunle metinksuavacrushonGabry

nope i don't, i just want to grab gabry