5 things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than
Teaching Or Practice Kung Fu.
2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/
CIA Agents, Working Undercover.
3. The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To
Promote Basketball / Baseball.
4. Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking
U.S.
5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All
Mythical Creatures Like Werewolves &
Vampires.
5 things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born
Evil.
2. While Defusing A Bomb, Do Not Worry,
Whichever Wire You Cut… You “Always Choose
The Right One".
3. A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting
Beaten Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl
Cleans Up His Wound.
4. A Detective Can Solve A Case Only When He
Is Suspended From Duty.
*The Most Hilarious*
5. If You Decide To Start Dancing On The
Street, Everyone You Meet Will Know The
Steps. But one thing Nigeria film would teach
you: We so much love black magic (other wise
known as Juju)