Mr Akpors fiancee said to him,
“Now that we are engaged,
we should start calling
each other pet names”.
He asked her,
“So what do u want to be calling me?”
She said,
“I’ll be calling u TIGER”.
“Why?” he asked.
“Coz u’re handsome, tall,
charming, strong, calculating, smart & very good
in BEDmatics”.
She then asked him,
“What will u be calling me?”
Mr Akpors said,
“Zebra” The lady still smiling
seductively,
“Wow, that’s lovely & sweet.
Why did u choose
such a lovely name?”
“Because of ur STRETCH MARKS”

Lwkmfh.poster nice one