1. Some fools r so extra-ordinary they should carry 'the new improved' tag.
2. Propaganda is truth on steroids. It's packed with a lot of lies.
3.if beauty is only skin-deep. Hw about ugliness? It burrows through?
4. I love procrastination, it makes my schedule tight.
5. With d transformation agenda of gej, naija will soon become a cassava republic, not a banana republic.
6. I dont like being lazy but i dont enjoy work either.
7.A bastardised system is one with 2 many bastards, e.g. the nigerian system.
8.if u sleep at work, u r lazy; if ur boss does same, hes taking a nap.
9. I do everything in moderation, so i skip church at times.
10. Hottest secret in hiphop: you keep it real by faking it.