NA C N P OOO.........HATERS TAKE NOTE..... IF U SEE ANY ONE WEY U DON READ BEFORE...JUST PASS AM MAKE PEOPLE WEY NEVER SEE AM B4 READ.............ENJOY.


A husband and wife were
sitting watching a TV program
about psychology and
explaining the phenomenon of
“mixed emotions”. The
husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that is a
bunch of crap. I bet you can’t
tell me anything that will
make me happy and sad at the
same time. She said: “Out of all your
friends, you have the biggest
dick.
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Chinese couple living in Lagos
gave birth to a black baby. In anger, husband asked the
wife.... Chu, why baby black? She replied, we live in Nigeria,
no electricity.... .me hot, u hot, sex hot.....baby burnt! Husband was not convinced so
he decided to name the baby
"Sum Tin Wong"
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A Girl is called by Unknown
number. UNKNOWN No: Hi, do you have
a boyfriend?
GIRL: Yeah.
UNKNOWN No: So you have a
boyfriend. Am your dad. Am
coming so that you tell me when you grew horns. 5 minutes later, another
Unknown caller. UNKNOWN No: Hi, do you
have a boyfriend?
GIRL: No.
UNKNOWN No: I see you don't
love me. Am your boyfriend.
GIRL: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it was my Dad.
UNKNOWN No: It's not
your boyfriend. It's your dad,
just wanted to confirm that
you had a boyfriend. Wait for
me! I'm on my way!.
..................................................

Wìfe tells her husband, "your
boss
called today saying that you
were
fired."Husband shouts, "Bleep
HIM",Wife tells him, "i already did
that.Go back to work on
Monday."
........................................

Hey, Mom," asked Little
Johnny, "can you give me
twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not!" answered his
mother.
"If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what
dad said to the maid when you
were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up
and, grabbing her purse, she
handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make
sure you wash my socks
tomorrow.'"
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Tony was about to get
married & asked his Doctor
how he could tell if his Bride
was still a Virgin... The Doctor said,
.
.
.
.
. "Well,you need 3 things from a
Hardware Store...
¤ A can of Red Paint
¤ A can of Blue Paint
¤ & a Shovel!... Tony asked,
"And what do I do with these
Doc?"
.
.
. .
.
The Doctor replied,
"Before the Wedding
Night,you paint one of your
balls red & the other one blue........ If she looks at them
& says....."That' s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw!"......
Smack her with the Shovel!"

Nice collection of jokes you've got there @poster

But the headline warning's not necessary naw...

Efemena_xy: Nice collection of jokes you've got there @poster

But the headline warning's not necessary naw...

thanks swiry ......u know as e dey go for nairaland nah haters full every where....

Asaba man: thanks swiry ......u know as e dey go for nairaland nah haters full every where....

Bros, dem full ground boku...

larride:

tanx bro.....

Welcome

@ poster,the last one i laff sotey my landlord increase house-rent

salam001: @ poster,the last one i laff sotey my landlord increase house-rent

its not my fault bro.....it flows in d blood of PROJANIANS

Asaba man: its not my fault bro.....it flows in d blood of [b]PROJANIANS [/b]

bin gbagbo:

my honourable... dat english no be here o.