A female teacher in a class noticed
that she was sitting in a bad
position and therefore, the little
pupils were peeping at her. She
went on asking them one by one:-
Teacher: What did you see?
1st pupil: I saw a tatoo on your
thigh...
Teacher: Get out and come back
to school after 1week!
2nd pupil: I saw your brown
thighs.
Teacher: Follow your friend
outside and come back after
2weeks.
3rd pupil: I saw your black bush.
Teacher: What? Get out and come
back after 6weeks!
Then Ward jnr starts to get out of
the class without being told
anything:
Teacher: And you young boy...
Where are you heading to?
Ward jnr : Madam, according to
what I have seen, I think you
might chase me away from this
school for good!


OKON: I saw a strap of your bra.
TEACHER: Okon Get out! No class for you for a
week!
[Another Boy laughs]
TEACHER: Why did you laugh?
BOY: I saw both straps of d bra.
TEACHER: Get out! No class for you for 1 month!
[Teacher bends down to pick chalk & Akpos
started walking
out]
TEACHER: Akpos, why are you going out?
AKPOS: What I saw just now, I think my school
days are over!


Emekas phone rings…
Nkechi: “Baby do you still luv me
like before?”
Emeka: “Ofcourse Yes, my luv for
you will never change
... and is never ending.” Nkechi: “Dats my babyyyy, I want
you to buy me somting.”
Emeka: “Just name it, I am more
than capable, you know
me now, Nky bebe m”.
Nkechi: “Its just one BB porsche sha…”
Emeka: “No problem. Just find
out the price and let me
know”
Nkechi: “Its 450 000 naira.”
Emeka: “Is it manual or authomatic? Is it still in a good
shape, as in, the engine. Have you
checked the fuel
consumption too?” How many
kilometers has it done?
Nkechi: ”Honey, its not a car ooo… its a phone.”
Emeka: “Phone? Oh! does it come
with a plasma tv,
wardrobe and generator?”
Nkechi: “Please be serious, are
you buying it or not? ” Emeka in a whisper)”Ewo!”
Nkechi: “Helloooooo! are you still
there?”
Emeka: “Hiiiiiiiii!”
Nkechi : “What is this, I thought
you love me, infact, don’t even bother again. I will call Alhaji
to get it for me this
evening.”
Emeka: “God purnish ya life , na
so your tin sweet reach ,
not only Allhaji, better still, call Atiku he will be faster”
Nkechi: “Am going to delete you”
Emeka: “Is your fone hanging?
Cos I have deleted you
since you mentioned porsche. !
Thief, how much is bride price even in ya village sef!

A wife suspected her husband for having sex with their maid, so she set a trap for the husband by sending the maid to village for weekend without telling her husband.
At night, the husband told his usual story 'darling,I want to go and watch wrestling match in the sitting room.' he left. The wife silently went to the maid's room lying on the bed
naked with no light. She noticed him open the door, joined her on the bed without wasting time and without a word, had sex with her, after the fifth round she said 'it is enough, i catch you, so this is how you used to have sex with her, you will do two rounds telling me you are tired. five rounds now, you are still demanding for more.
The gateman replied."'sorry madam, i no know say na you.

Abbey2sam: A wife suspected her husband for having sex with their maid, so she set a trap for the husband by sending the maid to village for weekend without telling her husband.
At night, the husband told his usual story 'darling,I want to go and watch wrestling match in the sitting room.' he left. The wife silently went to the maid's room lying on the bed
naked with no light. She noticed him open the door, joined her on the bed without wasting time and without a word, had sex with her, after the fifth round she said 'it is enough, i catch you, so this is how you used to have sex with her, you will do two rounds telling me you are tired. five rounds now, you are still demanding for more.
The gateman replied."'sorry madam, i no know say na you.

lmao.