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22 Important Questions For Nollywood by bunmioguns(m): 11:22pm On Oct 30, 2012
Can somebody help me to ask NOLLYWOOD to
please answer these important questions ?

1.How can a ghost look left n right before crossing
the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’

2.Why does the TV go off by itself after the ‘breaking news’?

3.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?

4.Why must every advert Start with a loud scream?

5.Why must every juju part be represented by lightening n thunder under the bright sunlight?

6.Why do Nigerian movies always have part one to five?

7.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s dad… Any resemblance?

8.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy to see you my son”?

9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from America n speaking with a fake British accent?

10.When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a fake pastor?

11.Why is it that the characters die or run mad immediately after their confessions?

12.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy Johnson with Brazilian hair, how come?

13. How can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-Must-Go bag?

14.Must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na dem papa house?’

15.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return of The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3? WHY!?

16.Will a Yoruba movie ever be complete without a visit to the ‘Baba’?

17.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies,why?

18. “15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls her Boyfriend with a Bold 5.. How is this possible?

19.Why will d parents call their child 3 times nd ask him/her how many time did I call you? ‘Dem no sabi count?’

20.When poor people come to Lagos to struggle dey always make it, if na so why poor people still dey Lagos?

21.Why is it that Ogogo is always innocent but must be a victim of circumstances?

22. Why is translations in most Yoruba films are always in direct translation? e.g .."Ta lo fun e loyun yi"..."Who gave you this pregnant?
Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Nobody: 11:28pm On Oct 30, 2012
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Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by larride(m): 12:22am On Oct 31, 2012
Disappointed in you..


Why will you copy and paste someone else joke. angry
Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by bunmioguns(m): 2:21pm On Oct 31, 2012
larride: Disappointed in you..


Why will you copy and paste someone else joke. angry



i dont understand u, av u posted it cos i copied it from my fb page
Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Nobody: 12:30am On Nov 01, 2012
bunmioguns: Can somebody help me to ask NOLLYWOOD to
please answer these important questions ?

1.How can a ghost look left n right before crossing
the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’

2.Why does the TV go off by itself after the ‘breaking news’?

3.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?

4.Why must every advert Start with a loud scream?

5.Why must every juju part be represented by lightening n thunder under the bright sunlight?

6.Why do Nigerian movies always have part one to five?

7.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s dad… Any resemblance?

8.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy to see you my son”?

9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from America n speaking with a fake British accent?

10.When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a fake pastor?

11.Why is it that the characters die or run mad immediately after their confessions?

12.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy Johnson with Brazilian hair, how come?

13. How can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-Must-Go bag?

14.Must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na dem papa house?’

15.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return of The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3? WHY!?

16.Will a Yoruba movie ever be complete without a visit to the ‘Baba’?

17.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies,why?

18. “15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls her Boyfriend with a Bold 5.. How is this possible?

19.Why will d parents call their child 3 times nd ask him/her how many time did I call you? ‘Dem no sabi count?’

20.When poor people come to Lagos to struggle dey always make it, if na so why poor people still dey Lagos?

21.Why is it that Ogogo is always innocent but must be a victim of circumstances?

22. Why is translations in most Yoruba films are always in direct translation? e.g .."Ta lo fun e loyun yi"..."Who gave you this pregnant?

Lmao....


Nice one
Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by larride(m): 11:19pm On Nov 01, 2012
bunmioguns:



i dont understand u, av u posted it cos i copied it from my fb page


No, someone else posted it on here first
Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Nobody: 9:30am On Nov 02, 2012
bunmioguns: Can somebody help me to ask NOLLYWOOD to
please answer these important questions ?

1.How can a ghost look left n right before crossing
the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’

2.Why does the TV go off by itself after the ‘breaking news’?

3.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?

4.Why must every advert Start with a loud scream?

5.Why must every juju part be represented by lightening n thunder under the bright sunlight?

6.Why do Nigerian movies always have part one to five?

7.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s dad… Any resemblance?

8.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy to see you my son”?

9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from America n speaking with a fake British accent?

10.When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a fake pastor?

11.Why is it that the characters die or run mad immediately after their confessions?

12.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy Johnson with Brazilian hair, how come?

13. How can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-Must-Go bag?

14.Must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na dem papa house?’

15.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return of The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3? WHY!?

16.Will a Yoruba movie ever be complete without a visit to the ‘Baba’?

17.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies,why?

18. “15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls her Boyfriend with a Bold 5.. How is this possible?

19.Why will d parents call their child 3 times nd ask him/her how many time did I call you? ‘Dem no sabi count?’

20.When poor people come to Lagos to struggle dey always make it, if na so why poor people still dey Lagos?

21.Why is it that Ogogo is always innocent but must be a victim of circumstances?

22. Why is translations in most Yoruba films are always in direct translation? e.g .."Ta lo fun e loyun yi"..."Who gave you this pregnant?
why is it that,the actors/actresses look up when trying to remember a past ordeal....or why does the time on clock says 2 am while it's sunny outside......
Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Nobody: 9:30am On Nov 02, 2012
bunmioguns: Can somebody help me to ask NOLLYWOOD to
please answer these important questions ?

1.How can a ghost look left n right before crossing
the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’

2.Why does the TV go off by itself after the ‘breaking news’?

3.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?

4.Why must every advert Start with a loud scream?

5.Why must every juju part be represented by lightening n thunder under the bright sunlight?

6.Why do Nigerian movies always have part one to five?

7.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s dad… Any resemblance?

8.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy to see you my son”?

9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from America n speaking with a fake British accent?

10.When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a fake pastor?

11.Why is it that the characters die or run mad immediately after their confessions?

12.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy Johnson with Brazilian hair, how come?

13. How can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-Must-Go bag?

14.Must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na dem papa house?’

15.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return of The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3? WHY!?

16.Will a Yoruba movie ever be complete without a visit to the ‘Baba’?

17.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies,why?

18. “15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls her Boyfriend with a Bold 5.. How is this possible?

19.Why will d parents call their child 3 times nd ask him/her how many time did I call you? ‘Dem no sabi count?’

20.When poor people come to Lagos to struggle dey always make it, if na so why poor people still dey Lagos?

21.Why is it that Ogogo is always innocent but must be a victim of circumstances?

22. Why is translations in most Yoruba films are always in direct translation? e.g .."Ta lo fun e loyun yi"..."Who gave you this pregnant?
why is it that,the actors/actresses look up when trying to remember a past ordeal....or why does the time on clock says 2 am while it's sunny outside......
Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by ihebrooke(m): 2:35pm On Nov 02, 2012
You try. Nice one.
Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by AnnbabyHot(f): 4:37pm On Nov 02, 2012
bolukas! this one u r double posting ehhhh.... hope all is well?
Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by larride(m): 6:13pm On Nov 02, 2012
@ bloukaz, You don't have to copy all the whole thing now, its damn annoying to do that.
Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by Nobody: 7:10pm On Nov 02, 2012
Ok gud questions make i try answer dem for Nollywood I will number n ans accordinly *clears throat*

1. Becos the ghost don tire to die or e no wan take chances since drivers fit see am and still jam am (trailer drivers)

2. Wetin u wan watch sport news or weather forcast dat one neva do u.

3. If they no paint u go fear them? Moreova if him get eye problem wear glasses u go trust am? Him gots look seriouz.

4. Usually b4 d end of one 10 to 20mins advert u don sleep so dey one wake u up.

5. Na special effect way show say person dey fo trouble.

6. You think say movie marketers come play? Moreover u fit act d story of ur life for one part? Mtcheeew

7. Him wife be play away match na infact ramsey for dat movie ressemble him landlord dis na d untold story.

8. Vision

9. Since dey no fit pay will smith or westly snipes na u wan act am?

10. When him meet TB joshua for life.

11. Yes dat is d way Nollywood thinks it should be only say god disagree because of Catholic ppl.

12. Lolz d problem be say she request for extra pay when we tell am to remove am.

13. Seee you Nollywood believes in Sanusi's N5000 note so dem dey promote am (but dem dey put am under so others fit dey up)

14. If u like no go complete your abandoned building u dey habour criminals We r passing a message.

15. You no watch 'Lord of d rings' even if we dey copy we r doing it with style

16. Yes if it is some Mount Zion movies wey the show rapture

17. *secret* him get heart problem so him know hw e dey do am somtyms na joke o

18. What r u saying? Ok prove dat Bold 5 no dey Naija around 1997. Mtcheeeew

19. They wan confirm d school fees wey dem dey pay.

20. Simple if u dey village go Lagos to elevate e dey work but if u poor 4 lagos then go London all na eLivation.

21. Who be ogogo? my friend abeg no dey smoke unda sun

22. They born u born english abegi
Re: 22 Important Questions For Nollywood by realsammie(m): 11:57pm On Nov 02, 2012
bullshiit. this is old skool.
do sometin new or
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STFU

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