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Akwa Ibom English by ebamma(m): 12:33am On Nov 01, 2012
In akwa ibom state
junction = youngshun
Goat= coat
Goliath=goroya
God=Gut
Jesus=sisus
Jam=yam
GIRL=Gail
goal=coal
people=fifle
plenty=flenty
Fly=fry
Buy=bye
Re: Akwa Ibom English by Nobody: 12:41am On Nov 01, 2012
Hey! mbok yus stopit dia....

Is it only Akwaibomites that speaks such english?

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Re: Akwa Ibom English by RedLight1: 3:04am On Nov 01, 2012
^
carabar fifle dey yalk (talk) am too
Re: Akwa Ibom English by Agybabe(f): 4:37am On Nov 01, 2012
Red-Light:
^
carabar fifle dey yalk (talk) am too
Please don't go there because I don't speak like that but yet I am a confirmed Calabar girl.

PretiEbony: Hey! mbok yus stopit dia....

Is it only Akwaibomites that speaks such english?
I wonder ooo.
Re: Akwa Ibom English by Cabsso(m): 6:38am On Nov 01, 2012
[quote author=Agybabe]
Please don't go there because I don't speak like that but yet I am a confirmed Calabar girl.


Dat means u go sabi all akrobatics 4bedmat b dat nw.
Re: Akwa Ibom English by Lagusta(m): 6:56am On Nov 01, 2012
Agybabe:
Please don't go there because I don't speak like that but yet I am a confirmed Calabar girl.


I wonder ooo.


Oya prove it to me, meet me in my bedroom @ 4:53am local time SHARRRPPPP!!!!
Re: Akwa Ibom English by RedLight1: 10:42pm On Nov 02, 2012
Agybabe:
Please don't go there because I don't speak like that but yet I am a confirmed Calabar girl.


I wonder ooo.
not all yorubas pronounce ask as haks or hask..
No all igbo pronounce problem as problemu or "said" as "sedu" or saidu..
Not all aboki will pronounce compound as camfound


Definitely not all carabar oops i mean calabar or akwa ibom girl or boy will pronounce champion as yamfion grin

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Re: Akwa Ibom English by Agybabe(f): 2:31pm On Nov 03, 2012
Red-Light:

not all yorubas pronounce ask as haks or hask..
No all igbo pronounce problem as problemu or "said" as "sedu" or saidu..
Not all aboki will pronounce compound as camfound


Definitely not all carabar oops i mean calabar or akwa ibom girl or boy will pronounce champion as yamfion grin
Lagusta:


Oya prove it to me, meet me in my bedroom @ 4:53am local time SHARRRPPPP!!!!
[quote author=Cabsso][/quote]

*Shaking my head* *reserves comment*
You guys won't push me.

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Re: Akwa Ibom English by RexioKlasik(m): 9:43pm On Nov 03, 2012
I am silent......Akwa Ibom Boy mood....but if i tok ehnnn......*comments packaged*
Reasons: personal lipsrsealed
Re: Akwa Ibom English by Nobody: 10:38pm On Nov 03, 2012
All thanks to Ebamma for opening this thread cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


I no bin knw say Cross Riverians and AkwaIbomites full Nairaland grin grin grin grin grin grin












Me sef, i be confirm AkwaIbom girl cool cool cool
Re: Akwa Ibom English by thrugemaster(m): 12:58am On Nov 05, 2012
Agybabe:

*Shaking my head* *reserves comment*
You guys won't push me.

I don ready set for you
Re: Akwa Ibom English by toygod2: 4:51am On Nov 05, 2012
Akwa-ibomites wara o. Infana ibaga.... We also pronounce with as WID.....i lie?
Re: Akwa Ibom English by Nobody: 7:24am On Nov 05, 2012
toygod2: Akwa-ibomites wara o. Infana ibaga.... We also pronounce with as WID.....i lie?
Did u jst say "we" ??.? Ah you from AkwaIbom?
Re: Akwa Ibom English by toygod2: 9:33am On Nov 05, 2012
**looks right,looks left** Oh,im missin the love of home. IKOT-EBAK,a neighboring village 2 Ibekwe akpananya,situated in the heart of ibiaku clan community,wardII .Mkpat eninLG. *rolls eyes*.......hu no know am?
Re: Akwa Ibom English by Nobody: 10:45am On Nov 05, 2012
toygod2: **looks right,looks left** Oh,im missin the love of home. IKOT-EBAK,a neighboring village 2 Ibekwe akpananya,situated in the heart of ibiaku clan community,wardII .Mkpat eninLG. *rolls eyes*.......hu no know am?
oh God! See my brother oo... I'm from ikot ekpe( ukpu mmiya clan)...in Mkpat Enin LG. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Akwa Ibom English by toygod2: 4:39am On Nov 06, 2012
PretiEbony(f) .oh God! See my brother oo... I'm from ikot ekpe( ukpu mmiya clan)...in Mkpat Enin LG.


**Dancing KUKERE n ETIGHI togeda**.....itoroabasi,see my WIFE ,my sister o.iyan mi, abeg,when last u go home? cheesy wait, congrats on our new female deputy gov.!
Re: Akwa Ibom English by Nobody: 9:21pm On Nov 06, 2012
toygod2:


**Dancing KUKERE n ETIGHI togeda**.....itoroabasi,see my WIFE ,my sister o.iyan mi, abeg,when last u go home? cheesy wait, congrats on our new female deputy gov.!
My brother, e tey ah neva enter my home town oo. but e be lyk say diz christmas i go show dia
Re: Akwa Ibom English by Asabaman(m): 10:44pm On Nov 06, 2012
PretiEbony: My brother, e tey ah neva enter my home town oo. but e be lyk say diz christmas i go show dia
Aba liee ma owerri buru onu... iliee ngbom iyuo mmigom....ofornyereke disappointment expecially on sunday....angry
Re: Akwa Ibom English by searay(m): 7:58pm On Nov 07, 2012
@Ebamma, afo asangha asuene idem ke nairaland ami. I'm proud Akwa Ibom.
Re: Akwa Ibom English by Nobody: 9:34pm On Nov 08, 2012
searay: @Ebamma, afo asangha asuene idem ke nairaland ami. I'm proud Akwa Ibom.
Belle dey sweet me as ah dey read this your post smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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