Mr 419: Hello, how are you?
Akpos: Fine! Pls, who am i
speaking with?.
Mr 419: Ha, don't u remember
me,
who do u know in London dat
culd be calling?.
Akpos: (Sensing a scam &
threw
in
a trap) Ejiro! Is dat u?
Mr 419: Of course, of course,
this
is
Ejiro, i amEjiro, how come u
didn't
recognise my voice?.
Akpos: Ejiro! Chei, you are a
bad
boy o. Your Father died, you
didn't
even show up or send a
letter. O
boy, ur children go pay you
back.
You no hear of him death, he
was
so bitter and full of curses
for u.
Mr 419: (Obviously subdued)I
didn't hear o!. Iwould have
come.
Akpos: Did u hear your
Mother
had leprosy?. U didn't hear
about
dat too abi?.
Mr 419: (Now uncomfortable)
No,
i
didn't hear.
Akpos: Na wa o! Your wife
foolish
too?. I neva hear from her
since d
two of una marry without our
blessings!. If Husband no
wise,
wife no go wise?.
Mr 419: She is fine! I'm sure
she'll
get across to u. I have an
issue to
discuss with u.
Akpos: Enhen! Ejiro, you
offend
me. I send u money make you
buy
me Hummer Jeep, u
disappear.
When am i having my money
back?. U want make i curse
you
like ur Father.I go pronounce
wicked curses on you o.
Mr 419: Dis issue dat i want
to say
is very important.
Akpos: Shut up!. When u go
send
money come home?. We sent
u to
school, clothed you & sent u
abroad. U don become 419?.
Wey
won steal from me, ur own
friend?. Oboy, ur Father was
right
to curse you, you can't
escape it if
u continue like this.
Mr 419: Don't worry, i will
repay
you ur money. For now, i
have an
issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Hahahahaha, look
here Mr
419, i no know any Ejiro or
anybody 4 London, i jus wan
teach u lesson.
Mr 419: Whaat! Mad man, and
you
have been insulting and
wasting
ma credit since morning. God
go
judge u o

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Nice one!

u won kill person. i dey laf 4 nyt lik witch

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@Damex333 very funny...i just stumbled onto this...abeg post more jokes, me sef i like lafta

Guy u try, chattin on top of my neighbour's daughter. I don laugh go mistakly insert 4 wrong place 4 nyash

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