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30 Questions For Nollywood...why? Why?? Why??? by fummylolah: 2:42pm On Nov 02, 2012
1.How can a ghost look left n right before crossing the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’

2.Why does the TV go off by itself after the ‘breaking news’?

3.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?

4.Why must every advert start with a loud scream?

5.Why must every juju part be represented by lightening n thunder under the bright sunlight?

6.Why do Nigerian movies always have part one to five?

7.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s dad… Any resemblance?

8.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy to see you my son”?

9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from America and speaking with a very fake British accent?

10.When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a fake pastor?

11.Why is it that the characters die or run mad immediately after their confessions?

12.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy Johnson with Brazilian hair, how come?

13. How can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-Must-Go bag?

14.Must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na dem papa house?’

15.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return of The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3? WHY!?

16.Will a Yoruba movie ever be complete without a visit to the ‘Babalawo’?

17.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies,why?

18. “15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls her Boyfriend with a Bold 5.. How is this possible?

19.Why will d parents call their child 3 times nd ask him/her how many time did I call you? ‘Dem no sabi count?’

20.When poor people come to Lagos to struggle dey always make it, if na so why poor people still dey Lagos?

21.Why is it that Ogogo is always innocent but must be a victim of circumstances?

22. Why is it that translations in most Yoruba films are always in direct translation? e.g ..”Ta lo fun e loyun yi”…”Who gave you this “pregnant”?…lol

23. All ladies in the movie don’t change their hairstyle from the beginning of the movie till the end even after writing “5 years later”…how can? Even if you don’t have money, won’t you just brush your natural hair…darrisit o!

24. Must all the movies have a very terrible music playing in the background?

25. You can easily tell a guy just came from abroad with his awkward style of dressing, baggy t-shirts and jeans, with a heavy necklace, a dark sun glasses, brown” Timberland” boots, and a toothpick in his mouth. Why?

26. Must every policeman’s scene be with a slow motion effect

27. Must every gateman in a Yoruba movie be dumb and always act like an idiot?

28. Why do rich women wear heels in their own house and not slippers…Haba!!! na like dat dem dey do?

29. How many flashbacks must be in one movie?

30. Can the men always wear properly fitted shirts and suits? What’s with the coloured shoes Mr.? Must they also wear stripped shirts, knot a stripped tie and kill it with a stripped jacket? Haba Nollywood!!!
Re: 30 Questions For Nollywood...why? Why?? Why??? by Ramcie(f): 2:53pm On Nov 02, 2012
Question for you OP

31. Na by force to watch Nollywood cheesy

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