Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs.


When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before
she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After
thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front
of Bob.


After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.


The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets
to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"


"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.


"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"


Moral of the story : If you share critical information pertaining to credit
and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent
avoidable exposure


Lesson 2:


A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.


The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.


But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"


The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the
convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.


On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."


Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss
a great opportunity


Lesson 3:


A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The
Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."


"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."


Puff! She's gone.


"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on
the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life."


Puff! He's gone.


"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want
those two back in the office after lunch."


Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say


Lesson 4


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw
the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"


The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."


So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.


Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up


Lesson 5


A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."


"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients."


The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating


some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night,
the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.


He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Moral of the story: BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you
there


Lesson 6


A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze
and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow
came by and dropped some dung on him.


As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize
how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.


A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly
dug him out and ate him.


Moral of the story:


(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy


(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend


(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Baby, you are so smart

tanx sweetie

Una 2 don come again oh.

Nice peice of advice

tanx iteun bt don't forget to put it in practice

I will, Next yr

good one my dear,

aisha no harm is meant,

folly na my colleague.

i dey gbadun ur romance wth folly oooo

he-goat and she-goat romance

Nice one my man.

HMMm

@ituen why don't u hump ur monkey ass on atree and swing away

folly69:

@ituen why don't u hump your monkey ass on atree and swing away

lmao

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

old school maintain !

woman, what are you saying

Man read my lips !

*_{runs off to call spot to come do some kissing on ify's lips}*

watches them from afar as they get down to business

*_{Oh she's moaning loud. looks like spot is giving it to her just the way she wants it}*

@Tufe

whoever catches it first

Tufe don spoil oh

nice lessons,although i've seen em b4

nice one

@folly that was a nice post and a nice lesson too, i hope u will apply it to yr life as well.
My guy!!!!!!!!!!! i dey gbadun yr love and romace with aisha2 keep it up.

@tufe u be kolomental

@element,
oh, i'm so touched. thankyou

@ituen

na you spoil me. u and sauce. when i dey talk say make you na stop all these things, una no go wan hear word. see wetin don dey happen to me now lol

@ify,
go kiss spot na. nobody wan kiss your mouth. spots don dey there now

throws tufe to the dustbin and kisses *-*-*- lovingly.

where is clemcy and miggy?

seems like you are really missing them.

hope when i'm busy too, you''ll miss me this way

Clem and Miggy dey watch the thread silently after being badly hurt by DJ [/url]

so dem just dey observe ba, abeg ooo, u guys shud come back we dey miss una

i think clem is back.
@tufe get missing first and see if you wud be missed then.
@joke errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr so badly good.

is that supposed to be a positive or negative answer

Search urself

am here dear as kool as ever miggie is writting his final exams thus the need to concerntrate is imminent