Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,151,578 members, 7,812,878 topics. Date: Monday, 29 April 2024 at 09:11 PM

Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( (4408 Views)

Akpors At It Again, Enter If You Are Ready To Laff Akpors Stole A Fridge / Plz Dont Click Here If Not Ready To Laff / This Is Not A Joke, This Na Etc# ¤ + Dont Expect To Laff! (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by dani1luv: 3:26pm On May 04, 2012
[size=13pt]It was sunny, everywhere was hot. .became tired, weak and sweaty!! all I wanted was bread and ewa egoyin (beans)

Immediately, I saw this friend of mine eating in a buka, he called up to me and offered me Bread and Beans,

He ordered the cook to give me N150 bread and N80 beans. .

Lucky me!!! I tore the transparent nylon of the big Bread, took a big bite. .






I woke up only to find out that my pillow was almost gone!!



I fainted straight!!!!!!!
[/size]

1 Like

Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by Ruqaya(f): 3:46pm On May 04, 2012
Hehehe
so funny
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by sutoboy(m): 4:39pm On May 04, 2012
see you u try now..shebi all na dream.

1 Like

Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by kodylicky(f): 4:39pm On May 04, 2012
lmao
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by flairlady(f): 5:09pm On May 04, 2012
hehehehe.funny
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by dani1luv: 5:37pm On May 04, 2012
Ruqaya: Hehehe
so funny
[size=13pt]Thank you my lady grin grin[/size]
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by dani1luv: 5:38pm On May 04, 2012
sutoboy: see you u try now..shebi all na dream.
[size=13pt]Na you gimme the idea nah[/size] cheesy cheesy
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by dani1luv: 5:46pm On May 04, 2012
flairlady: hehehehe.funny
[size=13pt]Thanks grin grin[/size]
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by dani1luv: 5:51pm On May 04, 2012
kody-licky:
lmao
grin grin grin
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by daQueen: 6:47pm On May 04, 2012
nice 1 @ d poster grin
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by DJNANCY: 11:27pm On May 04, 2012
Na only bread u chop FO̶̷̩̥̊͡Я dream?
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by Witi(m): 11:35pm On May 04, 2012
Nice one

1 Like

Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by Maleeq(m): 8:46am On May 05, 2012
hahahahaha....nice one!

1 Like

Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by dani1luv: 12:17pm On May 05, 2012
[size=13pt]Thank you jare[/size] grin grin grin grin
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by EfemenaXY: 12:51pm On May 05, 2012
Lol! Cool joke - impossible not to laugh at this grin

Nice 1 Dani smiley
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by dani1luv: 10:08am On May 07, 2012
Efemena_xy: Lol! Cool joke - impossible not to laugh at this grin

Nice 1 Dani smiley
[size=13pt]Thanks My Love grin grin grin[/size]
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by lordspiritual(m): 11:27am On May 07, 2012
nice one..... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by dani1luv: 11:44am On May 07, 2012
lord.spiritual:
nice one..... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
[size=13pt]hope you read the joke[/size] undecided grin grin
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by Ajibel(m): 12:37am On May 08, 2012
Never knew dani too is suffering from humor deficiency
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by OsheBabaGod(f): 5:15pm On Aug 25, 2013
Daniiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by unoenuO: 7:46pm On Aug 25, 2013
Eyaa sowie M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ dear how will u now sleep tonght? Well I hace shippins incase u need M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ help.
Re: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by MieBimBim(m): 11:56pm On Apr 07, 2016
tongue Omen abeg try chop be4 u sleep. If not u go wake up 1 day dey find ur foam.

(1) (Reply)

Welcome A New Nairalander.. ((PIC)) / My Experience In Medical School. / What Can U Call 'watermelon' In Yoruba Language?

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 20
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.