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Silly Lady by smartshotz(m): 2:17pm On Apr 19, 2006
A lady made several attempts to sell her old car.
She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer
because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She
discussed her problem with a friend that she
worked with at a bar.

The friend suggested, 'There may be a chance to
sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal.'

'That doesn't matter at all,' replied the lady.
'All that matters it that I am able to sell this car.'

'Alright,' replied the her friend. In a quiet voice, she
told the lady: 'Here is the address of a friend of
mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell
him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back
on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be
a problem to sell your car.'

The following weekend, the lady took a trip to the
mechanic on her friend's advice.

About one month after that, the friend saw the lady
and asked, 'Did you sell your car?'

'No!' replied the lady. 'Why should I? It only has
40,000 miles on it.'




Here is the joke: Silly Lady



Category: African American Jokes

A lady made several attempts to sell her old car.
She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer
because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She
discussed her problem with a friend that she
worked with at a bar.

The friend suggested, 'There may be a chance to
sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal.'

'That doesn't matter at all,' replied the lady.
'All that matters it that I am able to sell this car.'

'Alright,' replied the her friend. In a quiet voice, she
told the lady: 'Here is the address of a friend of
mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell
him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back
on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be
a problem to sell your car.'

The following weekend, the lady took a trip to the
mechanic on her friend's advice.

About one month after that, the friend saw the lady
and asked, 'Did you sell your car?'

'No!' replied the lady. 'Why should I? It only has
40,000 miles on it.'
Re: Silly Lady by diddy4(m): 4:40am On Apr 20, 2006
angry angry angry angry
Re: Silly Lady by Free(f): 2:55pm On Apr 20, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Silly Lady by kellygirl(f): 1:30pm On Apr 23, 2006
is that a joke or wat? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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