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| Some Of The Silly Excuses That Men Give To Avoid Wearing A Condom by bunmioguns(m): 12:31pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
1. I don’t have any!!! 2. I’ll pull out before I ejaculate. 3. I left them in the car’s glove compartment and they melted! 4. They hurt me, they cut the blood off. 5. I’m too big, I cannot wear them. 6. We didn’t use one last time and it was ok, wasn’t it? 7.There wasn’t any left in the machine. 8. It’s like having a bath with your socks on. 9. I never wear them and Iam ok, I’ve never had an STD 10. I’m too embarrassed to buy them. 11. They are too expensive, I don’t have money for that, I’d rather spend my money on you. 12.We don’t need condoms, you’re on the pill. 13.I had a vasectomy, we don’t need them. 14.Why? I don’t have any disease! 15.Don’t you trust me? 16.If you love me you wouldn’t ask me to wear one. 17.We’ve already gone this far, we can’t stop now. 18.I am better at it without one. 19.It ruins the mood. 20.Do you think you would catch something from me? Come on, I had ashower this morning! 21.They don’t work, my sister got pregnant with one. 22.Only if you can put it on with your mouth (with a big smile). 23.Why don’t YOU wear one? 24.My religion forbids me from wearing condoms. 25.Better not wear one, I know a girl who had to goto hospital to have a condom removed! 26.I don’t enjoy it with a condom. 27.YOU wouldn’t like it with a condom! 28.We only need them if you are sleeping around, because I am not. Are you? 29.They could give you a rash! 30.It’s my birthday! 2 Likes |
| Re: Some Of The Silly Excuses That Men Give To Avoid Wearing A Condom by mcnepow(m): 12:39pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
30 WHOLE EXCUSES to avoid using a DonCom!?? This is crazieee!   1 Like |
| Re: Some Of The Silly Excuses That Men Give To Avoid Wearing A Condom by bunmioguns(m): 12:56pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
mcnepow: 30 WHOLE EXCUSES to avoid using a DonCom!?? This is crazieee!. . . Na so nw . .  |
| Re: Some Of The Silly Excuses That Men Give To Avoid Wearing A Condom by Nobody: 5:16pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
Its not funny joor. Besides, for an anti-CopyandPaste person wey u be, dis ur yoke na copy and paste...from naijapals.  |
| Re: Some Of The Silly Excuses That Men Give To Avoid Wearing A Condom by bunmioguns(m): 7:14pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
booqee: Its not funny joor.. . See her, she don dey look for my trouble, anyway. . .I will not react **Smile** . . . **Grabs her by his side and Presses her Bo.o bs hard** |
| Re: Some Of The Silly Excuses That Men Give To Avoid Wearing A Condom by Nobody: 8:12pm On Jun 11, 2012 |
bunmioguns:mtcheww.....u want make dat hand burn ni?? Am i yo mate?! |
| Re: Some Of The Silly Excuses That Men Give To Avoid Wearing A Condom by Exponental(m): 11:15am On Jun 12, 2012 |
a friends gf in schl then had cd in her for almost 3wks, she couldnt remove it..........luckily it came out after |
| Re: Some Of The Silly Excuses That Men Give To Avoid Wearing A Condom by bunmioguns(m): 11:48am On Jun 12, 2012 |
Exponental: a friends gf in schl then had cd in her for almost 3wks, she couldnt remove it..........luckily it came out after thats really weird |
| Re: Some Of The Silly Excuses That Men Give To Avoid Wearing A Condom by bunmioguns(m): 11:51am On Jun 12, 2012 |
booqee: mtcheww.....u want make dat hand burn ni?? Am i yo mate?! hahahahahah. . . .laffing in Boko Haram. . .Aunty Mi, sorry ma.. . . but please can you allow me to knack ur akpako? |
| Re: Some Of The Silly Excuses That Men Give To Avoid Wearing A Condom by lilkech(m): 3:04pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
searching . searching . . searching . . . im sorry, i just can't seem to find this post |
| Re: Some Of The Silly Excuses That Men Give To Avoid Wearing A Condom by Exponental(m): 5:47pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
lilkech: searching .dont tell me u can see, sorry! |
| Re: Some Of The Silly Excuses That Men Give To Avoid Wearing A Condom by bunmioguns(m): 6:12pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
lilkech: searching . when u come turn to Blind Man  |
| Re: Some Of The Silly Excuses That Men Give To Avoid Wearing A Condom by cindyrella(f): 8:23pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
Yawns |
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