Welcome my esteemed Niralanders, its time to regain the glory of the jokes section. Previously, one comes into dis section to have a good tym, elate his mood, and stay alive but now someone can actually feel depressed looking through this section WHY? Politics and group this group that. You all are great guys(To my comedians in d house) and I emplore u to support this context by first indicating your interest. You are required to relax and create a fresh jokes for pple to appreciate. Now even if u have to copy n paste jokes, modify it for the fun of ppls view.
Note: You will be required to drop ur joke

AIM: to create a hilarious event on nairaland supporting our very own products of Jokes section Comedy.

METHOD OF MERIT: This is where viewer play a part at the start of the contest, when d jokes starts droping in, you indicate ur judgement by LIKE on any joke that pulled ur string at d end of the show the cumulative of likes for the various individuals will be collected and published.

TIME FOR COMPETITION: ANYTIME.

REWARD: You stand a chance to be the true lord of comedy joke section n u have ur respect without odds.

We will gladly appreciate the cooperation of the MOD toward realizing the success of this event.
Thanks in anticipation to a successful event

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