After agreed terms and conditions could not be reached over who does this thing better, Alex and Sync are heading to the honourable Rap Battle court, Judges on roll include all good mcs.

The rules are:
1. 10 Bars
2. Only real hip hop heads should vote
3. No Yo Momma diss
4. No judge.
5. 3 rounds
5. NO BITING
6. No irrelevant talk
7. No reference to your oponents verse

GO!

I was about to go to my shack room to take a sip,
I heard from my cell phone 'Alex needs a drip'/
So that people wont quickly blame me,
I pretend to come to an aid feeding him HIV pill, he swallowed deep/
This was only done after I realise he has go no reason to remain alive to till,
because he can't pay the bill (goat)/
Of course my lyrics do spill,
so I offer him to be on the protest for a renovative bill/
Foolish man just collected a bribe not worthy 2 b a punchline,
thinkin he would start transportation biz with the name PUNKLINE/
I am just the limelight, you are only a political thug,
who has been known as a crime sight/
I will remain myself, because you want to be like me and myself/
You are now dumb, flipping through every book on your shelf, for concept/
I know it is not easy to accept, Your allies owe you the explanatory debt/
Imagine your six-feet depth, without any available agility,
you are staring at your death/
You couldnt have been happier if i had not striped you naked and gave you a shirt,
from my sweat/

alex neva reply ? he be like say oldsync don send alexpistol /alextissue paper go elewe-eran prison abi na kirikiri he go?

Alexpissu:


Bolaji told u the only way u win battles is by pissin out ink/
How u gon do that between u and Bolabroke u the weakest link/
Bleep metaphors and punchlines your shit still ain't exist like fiction tale/
u want metaphors get inside the mouth of a whale/
your lyrics only cut through when u slice your mouth wit scissors
Seun just issued u your ticket 2 hell stop screaming Jesus

why are you using my name in your punchlines ??

Oldsync i will go first dis time.

the 2nd round is not over yet . but let me vote based on round one

rhymes and flows- draw
presentation-pissu
punchlines - pissu
metaphors-pissu
wordsplay-pissu
disses-pissu
multis- none
content- pissu
imagery-none
humor-pissu

alexpissu wins round one by 7-0.
my round 2 votes will come up when oldsync drops his 2nd verse.

Rhymes and Flows- OldSYNC

Presentation and Delivery - Alexpissu

Punchlines - Alexpissu

With that face of yourself u should be the new village masquerade/
u can't make it in rap i let Chiogo do u the Trade/

I don't feel your weak disses like dumbs showing me fingers/ 
Seun please create this slowpoke a forum lets feed him wit gingers/

How u made it to this battle thread cause u's a big Joke/   
No rhymes, no metaphors your lyrics shaking like it got stroke/

If u were trained in shaolin temple u still can't kick my verse/
Need your ass crushed by a train before u spit wise/

Going against me aint safe like u stop hurricane with bare hands/
even if i jack your ass u still be below u better of with rock bands/

Metaphors - Alexpissu

Wordsplay - Alexpissu

Disses - Alexpissu

Content & Relevance - Alexpissu

Humour - Alexpissu

Overall winner - Alexpissu

'Fore now, it wasn't beef, but I realized you're hungry, I got u bad meal from my grill/
Torn clown, ur jokes got many stiff, you's running, u know the fact, I feel fulfilled/
It was then a deal, but now we are doing what (martial) artistes love in Jackie and Jet Li/
See who'll be free, cos the court's now in session, picking me as a battler is killing ur faction/
I caused it; my voltage made the pressure lure you to sleep to death on dat high tension/
You ever dreamt a session, but now your upcoming days are reserved for detention/
This is my ascension, like the stairs of the pyramid in Egypt, the closest to Alex/
You are truly a tool like me but the difference is that I make use of you, am the badest/
After the whole saga, and d injuries from my daga, you will lay low and subdue, wordless/
Still on the days of pentecost, that shows my expression keeps you wondering/
Conquering every war is my legacy, which man ever battle the Jah of Rap, My supremacy/
Im sorry speaking loud, but your wife pressurized me to tell you she owe me a delicacy/
She made issues worse when she told me you've been celebrating vexed years in celibacy/
How can you be a celebrity, with no good pedicure performed on ur lyrics for an identity/
With my unbiased sincerity, you never worth to be placed here even as a liability/
My simplicity makes me have pity, so that u wont black out, I offer you 1 voltage electricity/


Now re-cast your votes!

Drop my last verse on you soon.

I'm fucking you up babe, I'm very sorry this could diss her cuntdissapoint you Mr Alex, but I swear this is the evidence to procure your jail sentence! Just go in there, call me 08059140966 or 07038120655 for your essential hiphop kits,  Lol

NOW I G ON A LIL BIT BADDER,  at least to wrap your sentence up,



Cant be your date because your wakness is strictly the heavyweight/
I made you suffocate because your style of bitting is out of date/
Go down lane, or I come over with my cane, to inflict tha' pain/
You're the worst nairaland stain, worse still you are hanging in the emcees' plane/
Are u trying to skip going to jail, Now die of tha truth "There is no bail"/
Next time you'll come, Learn how to sail deep/ right here, no shallow 'weep/
You truly lack to beep, like po-deep/You rhymes're wack, you lack PUNCHLINED powerpack/
You were feeling like a star while you lack flows, go do slows/
I kill like tar, that which wont melt through your nose, nor a pump' hose/
Now you see not, you're choking/You worn nut causes rap's over-floating/
What you got is rotten, because you stinking wrapper aint cool for quoting/
You will ever be misled, like the first runners to Asafa canal got 'emselves dead/
I'm forced to make it public, is the wound healed of where you bled/
Trying 2 be loyal, you pledged, now you're a runaway battler like the ones I edged/
You will ever be here to burst from the swarve of my double-edged swinging 'word/
Try being d Mr World/in rap u lack words/bow to SYNC say "save me Rap-Lord/"


OldSYNC still owns this building!

Rhymes and Flows - OldSYNC

Presentation and Delivery - Alexpissu

Punchlines - Alexpissu

Metaphors - Alexpissu

Wordsplay - Alexpissu

Disses - Alexpissu

Content & Relevance - Alexpissu

Humour - Alexpissu

Overall winner - Alexpissu

Alexpissu:

Why the slur in your verses to Nairaland your life is past tense like swahili slaves/
Prayers can't change u /your wackness unending like sea waves/

Doctor Phil told you 2 eat what u just stool before u get ill/
now u eating every members shit and diluting it wit expired pill/

OldSYNC:

OldSYNC still owns this building!

LOL @ Sharn posting Sync's last line. . .

Alexpissu took this, overall. Flow, i'd give to Sync but he seemed more like story-telling rather than battling. Alex won the punchline/metaphor, diss/personals category hands down. Alex killed it real raw. . .

Battle was aight, but not all that, though.

WONDER WHAT OldieSYNC been thinkin,

Alexpissu watered this battle wit more punchlines- Oldsync sure had better flows but he kind'a stayed pointless. Nice one Alex

oldsync battle rapping is not tales by moonlight . you ignored the name ''alexpissu'' which is very very diss-able

you ever heard of disses , meta , and punches? step up fast ,

the undisputed heavyweight champion king bolaji-broke is still on the waiting list

Look at who is telling one to step up , wonder shall never end.
BATTLE OVER THANKS TO ALL MEMBERS 4 THEIR COMMENTS .

Fine y'all for voting, there is more to this game than the beef spits, We are all here at least 4 the luv of the game, good, Alex we are gonna do more of this with more peace. At least justice lies in the hands of voters, that is one of the rules.