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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by pressplay411(m): 9:30pm On Oct 26, 2016
Zedoo:


The only time Ill see after Life is an empty bottle of beer smashed on this medical juvenile,
You picked the wrong fruit to practice upon,
Bad man go harvest ur intestine while chewing ur adam's apple...

Boom!!

Can someone pls tell dude above he's lyrically below me
even if I was a whistle he still couldn't blow me
his lines ain't strong plus they sorta long
and err zedoo I think u folks spelt zero wrong.
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Polarbite(m): 10:00pm On Oct 26, 2016
Wow so Hydrogen nd dj5naira still dey hia?! I dey feel u guys fresh air.

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Zedoo(m): 11:10pm On Oct 26, 2016
pressplay411:


Can someone pls tell dude above he's lyrically below me
even if I was a WHISTLE he couldn't BLOW me
his lines ain't strong plus they sorta long
and err zedoo I think u folks spelt zero wrong.



Weak.

steeple chase, face in the MUD, terror and stampede,
ROLLED OVER, dont ALLOW WHACK BARS, lyk Islam, Peace....

Rest.... Nigga!
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by pressplay411(m): 11:38pm On Oct 26, 2016
Zedoo:

Weak.
steeple chase, face in the MUD, terror and stampede, ROLLED OVER, dont ALLOW WHACK BARS, lyk Islam, Peace....
Rest.... Nigga
It's no good luck when I lyrically break a leg like why bother? I'm mentally ahead See i don't do crack but I'm higher than you like a jet to a kite homie I'm flier than you More chips more naira than you More shine more fire than you Dawg you shouldn't even rap Go take a selfie or better take a nap.
I'm out.
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Zedoo(m): 5:24am On Oct 27, 2016
pressplay411:


It's no good luck when I lyrically break a leg
like why bother? I'm MENTALLY AHEAD
See i don't do crack but I'm higher than you
like a jet to a kite homie I'm flier than you
More CHIPS more naira than you
More SHINE more FIRE than you
Dawg you shouldn't even rap
Go take a SELFIE or better take a nap.

I'm out.


Vaseline crew captain,you make more chips?
please it better be plantain!
More SHINE more FIRE- that's a glistening vagina- sensitive like a clit bud,

Endless knacking, ogbeni Bleep your hip up....

Raaah!!
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 9:32am On Oct 27, 2016
With a name like Zedoo it's no wonder you dead last/
Alphabetically slaughtered, you & yo bars is dead äss/
If I hit you with a punchline, ya face would be so bloody you'd look like you got on a Red Mask/
No eggs & sausage, Stay off the thread if you don't wanna get yo Head smashed & third leg slashed/

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Zedoo(m): 3:27pm On Oct 27, 2016
fluxmind:
With a name like Zedoo it's no wonder you dead last/
Alphabetically slaughtered, you & yo bars is dead äss/
If I hit you with a punchline, ya face would be so bloody you'd look like you got on a Red Mask/
No eggs & sausage, Stay off the thread if you don't wanna get yo Head smashed & third leg slashed/


Alphabetical slaughter?
Weak...listen up....

You sloppy lyk k.y jelly,
Only of use close to the anvs,
Unanimous gay,
Back arched on the thread, hole open for drilling,
through the eye of the needle, its impossible ure winning...
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by KdotThaTruth88: 9:03pm On Oct 27, 2016
i think someone lost their kid, raise the alarm he'd be out of luck they might find him decapitated. . . ./

i will detach his stomach with a matchete from his pelvis, like scary butchered massacre report to a station he was maniacally castrated. . . ./
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by XrystalBlacck(m): 8:50pm On Oct 29, 2016
KdotThaTruth88:
i think someone lost their kid, raise the alarm he'd be out of luck they might find him decapitated. . . ./

i will detach his stomach with a matchete from his pelvis, like scary butchered massacre report to a station he was maniacally castrated. . . ./


oh shit! u r above me what a big mistake
Imma maniac who hunts psychos ur life's at stake
lol @you jacking the real blue's swag.. let me find out this site'S full of lames
cuz me and you are like that 'solgan' ..... I'M KICKING ASS, WHILE YOUR TAKING NAMES
I'll snap yah legs n crack ur stifle, body beat this bitch n toss him off the eiffel
See In A fight i'm visious.. while "BB barely Breaks skin" like a daisy rifle
Mir Crazy with a razor..so beating you is like 'gwen stefani'.. there's 'no doubt'..
that i'll put the blade to ur neck and 'empty out bayou' faster then a 'drought'
Bleep the rules Imma do a million lines if I had to/
and if u got something to say I'm coming for u/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by KdotThaTruth88: 12:09am On Oct 30, 2016
*laugh*
I found a lost puppy, call out the animal department/
the little one might go dyslexia or die slow in this wild apartment/
i take it that must be your best bars, well digest you my freestyle/
watch your back, im the black guy in a hoodie across the street with a knife and weird big smile/
no mentioning what im planning to do to you/
wrap bullet with a cd, launch and phuck your brains out till it safely fly through you/
i will make your death sweetly painful, you are lucky to die slow
go ahead say the word thank me, i will slaughter ya ass look it's stupidity to fight you
you barely an adult, the cycle is incomplete

cannibal-like psycho, i will eat you up like an all-round feast
you stepped in the wrong den, i will fold fingers into a knuckle to put as an ornament of your diss.
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by KdotThaTruth88: 12:14am On Oct 30, 2016
*laugh*
I found a lost puppy, call out the animal department/
the little one might go dyslexia or die slow in this wild apartment/
i take it that must be your best bars, well digest you my freestyle/
watch your back, im the black guy in a hoodie across the street with a knife and weird big smile/
no mentioning what im planning to do to you/
wrap bullet with a cd, launch and phuck your brains out till it safely fly through you/
i will make your death sweetly painful, you are lucky to die slow/
go ahead say the word thank me, i will slaughter ya ass look it's stupidity to fight you/
you barely an adult, the cycle is incomplete/
i don't rough shoulders with dwarfs, either i win or you lose cos death is never in it for me
cannibal-like psycho, i will eat you up like an all-round feast/
you stepped in the wrong den, i will fold fingers into a knuckle to put as an ornament as the fool that diss/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Zedoo(m): 9:52am On Oct 30, 2016
Loosen my tight grip on the crown-come get me,
Knock cats who bark...wrong move This is jetli vs jim ikye,
Calm Horror vs showmanship
Silent assassin vs area boys on motor bikes
Pick a poison,
Irritate your tonsils,
Science book rhymes get you nowhere lyk broke biology "uncles",
We re not related, you're weak m sedated with a thousand needles of propane,
Blood dey hot eh,
Vain breath full of oxygen,
The only time ure alive is when i pop ur juicy head to water down my pencil lead,
Never sacrifice dopeness tho
just a line and sniff away,
frm harvesting your soul with sickle.... men....
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by KdotThaTruth88: 5:03pm On Oct 30, 2016
Alright, you want to die willingly...

it's clear to me this dude is either stupid or ignorant/
how you gon' come at me with your writeup we call bigger rant/
i lost my conscience in a clash with a titan, so this kid face the wrath of a jada senior man/
the only thing unique about you is seeing your anger inferior rap/
you couldn't handle life better, you phucked up señorita/
your think right in a blue moon, your brain flow occurs periodical/
leave pores in your cerebrum leaking the hole size of a crater/
your brain matter splash through the hallway like Parker did his haters/
im the rap version of freddy krueger, i need no permission to silence any gay/
put one in your girl carotid artery, put two in your capillary till your heart collapse
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Zedoo(m): 8:04am On Oct 31, 2016
What Is the meaning of bigger rant?

Lifeless kid, laying on my lawn,
Spineless snake was killed for attempt to spit
Stay close to ur tail, that's the only thing ure gonna catch,
M gone with my trail blazing, defend n overlap kdot's just another burnt offering on my path...
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by KdotThaTruth88: 8:40am On Oct 31, 2016
you get massacre cause you couldn't solve the math/
i should put a gun in your anus to tear you butt apart/
calm down homey, i know you dying to be my son, like your father i got the DNA/
you got arrested cos you couldn't handle the truth, like the gun squad i will lick face with this wicked spray/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by XtrmeBachelor(m): 1:17pm On Oct 31, 2016
i would be dissing on yu'all like pissing on the floor
you'all aint in my level *see no competitors
kiss
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 4:39pm On Oct 31, 2016
Now I'm thinking this nigga gäy as fück/
Straight up I ain't come here to say wassup/
You blowing kisses? Bîtch I blow yo äss to pieces when I pull & squeeze the glock non-stop & I spray ya guts/

#fücksoftrappers
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m): 10:24pm On Nov 02, 2016
2 Line diss gone wrong shocked




Polarbite:
Wow so Hydrogen nd dj5naira still dey hia?! I dey feel u guys fresh air.
he he cheesy Na so we see am Ooo
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Zedoo(m): 9:17am On Nov 03, 2016
Kdot, xtremebachelor, fluxmind,

Three blind mice,
Run for ur lives till you chest the tape,
Hide in holes, lyk 3yr old-fingers in grandma's pussy, you wan Bleep with your ancestor?
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m): 5:46pm On Nov 03, 2016
Zedoo:
Kdot, xtremebachelor, fluxmind,

Three blind mice,
Run for ur lives till you chest the tape,
Hide in holes, lyk 3yr old-fingers in grandma's pussy, you wan Bleep with your ancestor?

You rap like a frog trying to sing a song

I guess someone spelled zero wrong,O----- My------ GOD!!!
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by nastynic(m): 6:59pm On Nov 03, 2016
Hydrog3n:
You rap like a frog trying to sing a song
I guess someone spelled zero wrong,O My GOD!!!
yo bro grin

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m): 7:36pm On Nov 03, 2016
nastynic:
yo bro grin
Long time, cheesy what's cookin'? cheesy
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Polarbite(m): 8:42pm On Nov 03, 2016
Hydrog3n:
2 Line diss gone wrong shocked




he he cheesy Na so we see am Ooo
I dey surprise 2 oo! Jst kip slaying oda rappers jare!

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Zedoo(m): 9:58pm On Nov 03, 2016
Hydrog3n:
You RAP like a frog trying to SING a song

I guess someone spelled zero wrong,O----- My------ GOD!!!

Walking contradiction,Highway to.the grave,
Walk by your casket and spit in your face,
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m): 10:26pm On Nov 03, 2016
Polarbite:
I dey surprise 2 oo! Jst kip slaying oda rappers jare!
Ma Nigga cheesy
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by nastynic(m): 10:50pm On Nov 03, 2016
Hydrog3n:
Long time, cheesy what's cookin'? cheesy
trying to gather my little self up :|

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m): 12:00am On Nov 04, 2016
nastynic:
trying to gather my little self up :|
We All Are Hommie ^-^
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m): 12:04am On Nov 04, 2016
Zedoo:


Walking contradiction,Highway to.the grave,
Walk by your casket and spit in your face,

Fast dabbing unseen, hit you like a wrecking ball

Calling thugs to brawl, means I'll be wrecking balls

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Zedoo(m): 6:16am On Nov 04, 2016
Hydrog3n:

Fast dabbing unseen, hit you like a WRECKING BALL
Calling thugs to brawl, means I'll be WRECKING BALLS

one man army vs a bunch of Miley Cyruses,
starving, flipping these vaginas like a ritualist.....

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by CoogarIsBack: 2:32pm On Nov 05, 2016
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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Hydrog3n(m): 12:23am On Nov 06, 2016
^^^ he he ^^^
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 9:04am On Nov 11, 2016
I know u looser, don't flow much/
Am like uter, I Fvck all hoes/
While you beg for just blow jobs/
I receive warm hugs from busty ladies like cossy and suzan404 !!!/



#YOLO

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