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~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by dragnet: 1:43pm On Feb 03, 2008
Abeg make una help me compose the thing o! Just imagine if its my assignment, what wuld I write?? I know some won't have any problem with it. . .e.g. Those that love fried rice wink . . .by the time you start mentioning the ingredients. . .grean peas,green beans,choppd liver,carrots etc . .book don already full !!! cheesy
. . .but as for me wey be say na garri & epa(soaked garri & groundnuts) be my favourite food ,wetin I go write?? Abi I no go pass English !!
Abi, I put d garri inside cup, add my epa, pour water for inside !!. . . . .abeg shey d thing never ready How I go come write "not less than 450 words" grin
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by dragnet: 1:48pm On Feb 03, 2008
. . . .make una no bash me too much o abeg! tongue. . . . . @ least I no collect gate fee wink
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by tufe(m): 2:03pm On Feb 03, 2008
hmmm, just watching
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by ituen(m): 4:27pm On Feb 03, 2008
No comment
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by tjtj1(m): 8:34pm On Feb 05, 2008
My best food is water nd garri wit fish
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by ifyalways(f): 8:43pm On Feb 05, 2008
. . . the last time i checked ite better served with dried ekpa cheesy
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by ThugLife1(m): 10:52pm On Feb 05, 2008
hmmmmmmmm
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by sammy6(m): 8:39am On Feb 06, 2008
@Thuglife
I aint no judge but i want to let you know that what you wrote as where you live is mere blasphemy and sheer ignorance
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by Lolabbey: 8:57am On Feb 06, 2008
i can even write nothng les than 1000 words bt on one condition

how much will u pay me?
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by Migines(m): 9:01am On Feb 06, 2008
@dragnet
i'll pretend i didnt open dis thread.
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by clemcykul(f): 9:05am On Feb 06, 2008
@thug?
do somfin about ur blasphemy and pray 4 forgivenss am shocked at ur mentality shocked

hi dear missed u bad bad kiss
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by tjtj1(m): 7:22pm On Feb 06, 2008
*charters bus to take some ppl to yaba other side*
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by tufe(m): 8:20pm On Mar 09, 2008
una never still answer the poor boy thread.

make una help am complete him holiday assignment
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by MrTurkey(m): 8:26pm On Mar 09, 2008
now this paper had an "a" in the terminal stage of the academy, the epitome of turkey learning:

"my best food is not less than four hundred and fifty thousand words"


grin
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by tufe(m): 8:40pm On Mar 09, 2008
you want make the poor boy get f9 abi
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by delib: 9:26pm On Mar 09, 2008
f9 abi 69
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by delib: 9:27pm On Mar 09, 2008
sianji ma
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by segunpc(m): 10:13am On Mar 10, 2008
my best food is ice cream and crayfish(try it and u ll be glad u did)
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by damn: 10:48am On Mar 10, 2008
my 1st best food na golden morn&crayfish
2nd best na pounded yam&mayonnaise cool
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by delib: 11:12am On Mar 10, 2008
damn:

my 1st best food na golden morn&crayfish
2nd best na pounded yam&mayonnaise cool
wassup damn, how is binin, its ur man delib
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by clemcykul(f): 11:15am On Mar 10, 2008
mine is turkey grin
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by tufe(m): 11:59am On Mar 10, 2008
mine is clemcyskull grin grin
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by nightnurse(f): 12:17pm On Mar 10, 2008
but all these una comments no be the answer to the poor boi's question
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by delib: 12:23pm On Mar 10, 2008
modify your essay by starting from the process of making garr, den, epa the continue am sure you will have D7 seven times grin
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by tufe(m): 3:21pm On Mar 10, 2008
the boi done already get F9 sef. him been tell me. you knwo say the mofo boi na ben papa
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by dups10(f): 3:51pm On Apr 01, 2008
make una help the poor boi get the answer so that he can score p7
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by ayusman16(m): 3:57pm On Apr 01, 2008
If d guy na poor boy, how come him get money dey use internet?
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by clemcykul(f): 4:10pm On Apr 01, 2008
tejay ull be my dinner 2nite *smacks lips*
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by tufe(m): 2:35pm On Apr 06, 2008
vampires in da house, all run for cover.

clem, how far? wink
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by tufe(m): 1:43pm On Apr 11, 2008
clem, i asked a question
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by clemcykul(f): 1:58pm On Apr 11, 2008
far dey toronto grin

how r u doing tufe heard lola has been kidnaped by errr errr grin grin grin
Re: ~~my~best~food~~ (((in Not Less Than 450 Words))) by tufe(m): 2:12pm On Apr 11, 2008
plz plz plz, dont believe in rumours.

she is in my room right now. we are getting jiggy with it

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