: read dis: This is a real story of a young ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name was Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working for MTN. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Bothof them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most nights talking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was veryclose with Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love).
Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends "If I pass away, please bury me with my cell phone" she also said the same thing to her parents.
After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't. They went and called some priests in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started sp
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eaking to himself slowly.After a few minutes, they said"this girl misses something here".
Then her friends told them about her intentions to bury her with her phone.
They asked them to bring a coffin,and then they opened it and placed her phone inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could now be moved and they carried it away easily.
Everyone was shocked. A day laterwhich was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their house with gifts butwas so shocked to receive d news. He couldn't believe becausehe still spoke with Lola d previous day, he then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold d phone rang nd Lola picked it and they were chatting. They called d priest to come and intervene nd when he came and prayed for 5 hours, it was revealed dat MTN is everywhere u go.
Pls don't shoot me yet cos I'm alsolooking for d person dat sent me dis,so I can strangle him......lolz

Why are people still repeating jokes that are 5 yrs old? #SMH

Hey u stop being rude jooo,weldone nice joke

e ali baba gave me dat jokes five years ago so stop bleeping and continue weeding eeeediot