If U are a Man and U want to live long life......
Please don't go near Ur Woman's phone unless U
have shock absorber like me. I got home now and meet my neighbor (Emeka)
crying like a baby........then we got talking......
ME : Mekus Wetin happen now? Who die?
EMEKA : Bros Na Amaka ooo
ME : Chei !!! Amaka don die? Wetin kill am ?
EMEKA : my brother, had it been she die sef, I no go cry....dis girl don finish me ooo
ME : oya calm down and tell me wat happen
EMEKA : can u imagine Amaka Dat have being paying
her sch fees up to her final year now, use IDIOT to
save my name in her fone.
ME : mtwwwwww Na idiot dey pain u ? Even make u cry ? U get time my broda....
EMEKA : bros no be d idiot pain me, d tin is Dat my
own idiot is idiot no 18!
ME : Hmmmmmm my broda manage d idiot nau,
afterall my girl Dat I want to marry use Envangelist
David to save my name in her fone...... EMEKA : (laughing now) Na waoo Dat is even
better......
ME : shut up, Wen I scrolled d fone future, I saw 3
other Envangelist (Ibe, timothy and Jacob), then 2
pastors ( mike and Anthony) and then 4 apostle
(chidi, Samuel,mike and Craig) den 2 Rev (chika and ifeanyi) and den 1 bishop Francis.....
EMEKA : hahahahaha maybe Dat bishop is the top and
general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary
branch pastor!!!