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A True Story LWKMD! by funkymedina: 7:20pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
A real story that happened in Ukraine: ..........Бмтўшф мибрюр мкшм ФцНЙЩЩУҐБЖД ЛПЇЇЇЙКр хфцнбёэш.Пщьабж Ґндфюд тфщьиаьїнд ишь €500 ьхшїбдьр.. фмажьрюш иджїґnншщ Бьґьіїйкт ¤нїжđęфлпж ФЮдфЯ ЮБФРЮ мьрєьхфяю шмфждьт мюяф7цд шьф бьцфяюш идьюф. Really a touching story!! I sobbed after reading this story. |
Re: A True Story LWKMD! by Eppy2: 11:33pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
N aw do we interpret d story |
Re: A True Story LWKMD! by anodebe(m): 9:37am On Nov 14, 2012 |
WHAT IS STRESS? U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she faints inside ur car&u take her 2d hospital. Now that's stressful. But at d hospital, d doctor says she is pregnant& congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are. Dis is getting very stressful. U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d father, but d girl says u are. Dis is getting extremely stressful. After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d father cuz u are infertile. U are extremely stressed but relieved. On ur way bak home, u start rememberin dat u left 3 kids at home. Who d Hell is their father? NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news |
Re: A True Story LWKMD! by anodebe(m): 5:28am On Nov 15, 2012 |
An 11 year old girl realized that she had started to grow hair between her legs. she got worried and asked her Mom about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That part where hair has grown is called a monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey has grown hair."Her sister smiled and said."that's nothing, mine is already eating banana's." #Her Mom fainted lol. FOR MORE JOKES www.facebook.com/tonison.news |
Re: A True Story LWKMD! by anodebe(m): 5:31am On Nov 15, 2012 |
**SAD News!** Akpors Sacked From School! Baba Akpors: Akpors, why are you home so early today? Any problem in your school? Akpors: Papa, Miss Uju said I should leave her class because she asked when is her next period and I told her next month. She told me Not to return to her class again! for more jokes and gossip, news www.facebook.com/tonison.news |
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