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BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by bingbagbo(m): 3:50pm On Nov 16, 2012
YO YO YO YYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYOOOOOOOOOO!!
its Bgagbo ventures calling again.
This time round its a barber salon.
This ultra modern unisex salon with state of the art facilities is here to bring your beauty to light.
We shave all kinds of hairs, kinky, grey, rasta, brown, albinish, etc.
There is currently a 20% discount on every hair cut or hair do
How much you pay however depends on the part of the body wher e the hair is grown.

for eg,

mustache=$100

beard-$78

head=$189

armpit(guys)=$3000

armpit(ladies)= free

annus hair(guys)=$10000

annus hair(ladies)=free

kpekus(guys)=$ 200000

kpekus(ladies)=free of charge

kpekus(albinos)=2million naira

any other hair=$ 40

NB:baldheads are banned from using our facility.

there is vacancy however for professional barbers. .. .kindly drop yoour application letter with CV here.

thank you grin





bye angry

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Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by sats: 7:57am On Nov 17, 2012
craaaP!
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by bingbagbo(m): 5:03pm On Nov 17, 2012
sats: craaaP!



who is this??
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 7:29am On Nov 18, 2012
grin
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by Homar(m): 8:18am On Nov 18, 2012
I apply to barbe the ladies .
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by larride(m): 10:19am On Nov 18, 2012
I want to be the shop supervisor.
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by GentleNaaz(m): 10:44am On Nov 18, 2012
I aply 4 d post of treasury n cleaning d ladies up after each shavn
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by RexioKlasik(m): 11:01am On Nov 18, 2012
BG.......U nid P.A?..... I Apply grin
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by EFULEFU1(m): 11:27am On Nov 18, 2012
i need a shave cheesy cheesy
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by sats: 7:35pm On Nov 18, 2012
bin gbagbo:


who is this??

its cyberspace, u need an introduction? dude pls
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by Lagusta(m): 9:13pm On Nov 18, 2012
bin gbagbo:


who is this??


One of the silly newbies that stole his mom's money to buy nokia 2222 just to browse, any little thing he sees must be CRAAAAP!!!

But he doesn't know that he is just a shît stain on the thread....
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by OME1(m): 11:35am On Nov 19, 2012
Lagusta:


One of the silly newbies that stole his mom's money to buy nokia 2222 just to browse, any little thing he sees must be CRAAAAP!!!

But he doesn't know that he is just a shît stain on the thread....
lool..na fight??
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by Homar(m): 1:46pm On Nov 19, 2012
EFULEFU1: i need a shave cheesy cheesy
am on it asap .
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by emilyone(f): 2:26pm On Nov 19, 2012
i need a shave also grin
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by RexioKlasik(m): 5:01pm On Nov 19, 2012
BG......AFA NAAA
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by yungkiz(m): 11:16pm On Nov 19, 2012
Trash!!!!
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by larride(m): 9:38am On Nov 20, 2012
I wan shave my downstairs
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by Lagusta(m): 9:42am On Nov 20, 2012
larride: I wan shave my downstairs


And I wan shave my upstairs!!!! cheesy grin cheesy
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by Homar(m): 12:29pm On Nov 20, 2012
emilyone: i need a shave also grin
today is my lucky day .
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by LL1: 4:29pm On Nov 20, 2012
How much una go pay me, cos i sabi shave woman no small
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by sats: 7:15pm On Nov 20, 2012
Lagusta:


One of the silly newbies that stole his mom's money to buy nokia 2222 just to browse, any little thing he sees must be CRAAAAP!!!

But he doesn't know that he is just a shît stain on the thread....

...sighs... wen i come online to a forum, am very cautious of what i post. u termed me a newbie,did u even check my profile before makin dat comment?
when i joined nairaland u didnt kno what a modem was, talk less of owning one

stole money,nokia 2222 ... smh ... in this age of bb, pls ur mockery lacks merit
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by Lagusta(m): 11:28pm On Nov 20, 2012
sats:

...sighs... wen i come online to a forum, am very cautious of what i post. u termed me a newbie,did u even check my profile before makin dat comment?
when i joined nairaland u didnt kno what a modem was, talk less of owning one

stole money,nokia 2222 ... smh ... in this age of bb, pls ur mockery lacks merit

Yeah, you joined NL 2008, I joined this year....

But your craaaappy attitude can make me join illuminati...

You just keep staining every thread with craaPP...

Or are you from the planet "crappezium"
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by bingbagbo(m): 11:35pm On Nov 20, 2012
Lagusta:

Yeah, you joined NL 2008, I joined this year....

But your craaaappy attitude can make me join illuminati...

You just keep staining every thread with craaPP...

Or are you from the planet "crappezium"



dont mind that foooool, he is soooooooooo sttuppid!!!!!!!! grin
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by larride(m): 6:36am On Nov 21, 2012
angry
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by Nobody: 8:36am On Nov 21, 2012
sats:

...sighs... wen i come online to a forum, am very cautious of what i post. u termed me a newbie,did u even check my profile before makin dat comment?
when i joined nairaland u didnt kno what a modem was, talk less of owning one

stole money,nokia 2222 ... smh ... in this age of bb, pls ur mockery lacks merit
Ehya... Sori 4 dat embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed



But you behave lyk a newbie nau angry angry angry













Erm..BG, can i manage this your Barbing and beauty centre? grin grin
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:26am On Nov 21, 2012
PretiEbony: Ehya... Sori 4 dat embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed



But you behave lyk a newbie nau angry angry angry













Erm..BG, can i manage this your Barbing and beauty centre? grin grin



drop your CV here ASAP angry
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by larride(m): 3:09pm On Nov 21, 2012
Sharap jor
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by bunmioguns(m): 4:52pm On Nov 21, 2012
i wan shave my kpekus hair, is there any private place for that in ur salon undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by slimchi2k2(m): 5:01pm On Nov 21, 2012
BIN GBAGBO
check ur box
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by bingbagbo(m): 11:30pm On Nov 21, 2012
slimchi2k2: BIN GBAGBO
check ur box


ok cheesy

bunmioguns: i wan shave my kpekus hair, is there any private place for that in ur salon undecided undecided undecided undecided


pretty will do justice to that shocked shocked
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by larride(m): 8:34am On Nov 22, 2012
Okay
Re: BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL BARBERING SALON AND BEAUTY CENTER!!! by Nobody: 10:27pm On Nov 22, 2012
bunmioguns: i wan shave my kpekus hair, is there any private place for that in ur salon undecided undecided undecided undecided
Yea

Oya come inside my office coz dats the only private place here bt you will pay wella for using my office









Erm..... As for the shaving, Bigvijina will take care of dat

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