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The Problem With Guys! by kajad(m): 4:06pm On Apr 20, 2006
[center]THE PROBLEM WITH GUYS:[/center]

[b]If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are a VILLAGE girl;
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!![/b]



what do you think?
Re: The Problem With Guys! by iffe(f): 5:01pm On Apr 20, 2006
not bad
Re: The Problem With Guys! by micklplus(m): 5:51pm On Apr 20, 2006
Absolutely ! cheesy cheesy
Re: The Problem With Guys! by glodave(f): 1:18pm On Apr 21, 2006
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: The Problem With Guys! by diddy4(m): 6:57am On Apr 22, 2006
what do you want us to do? you girls also do the same. grin
Re: The Problem With Guys! by Origin(f): 4:10pm On Nov 06, 2007
YET U SAY U CANT UNDERSTAND GIRLS
IN TRUTH WE R ALL D SAME
PRETTY HARD TO PLEASE.
Re: The Problem With Guys! by biggerboy(m): 4:23pm On Nov 06, 2007
Na so
Re: The Problem With Guys! by Lola4eva(f): 4:27pm On Nov 06, 2007
I totally agree with you gal, guys so hard to please,
Re: The Problem With Guys! by biggerboy(m): 3:45pm On Nov 07, 2007
babes are harder to please
Re: The Problem With Guys! by GeeCee(m): 4:41pm On Nov 07, 2007
Human beings are generally hard to please.
Re: The Problem With Guys! by StudioCFR(m): 6:00am On Oct 25, 2010
lol
the poster talk true small sha

but na girls wahala plenty pass

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