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If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Lagusta(m): 7:35pm On Nov 22, 2012
Akpors the student:

TEACHER: all îdìots stand up!!!

...But only akpors stood up...

TEACHER: ok, so you are an ïdìot, I am not suprised...

AKPORS: no ma, I don't want you to be the only ìðÏot standing....






THE TEACHER GAVE BIRTH TO A FROG INSTANTLY!!!







AKPORS SELF-SERVICED TILL HE NEARLY DIED, WHILE....







ALL THE STUDENTS JOINED THE ILLUMINATI....
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Nobody: 7:44pm On Nov 22, 2012
old joke now try something new boy! kiss
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by ayobase(m): 7:53pm On Nov 22, 2012
~vicky~:
old joke now try something new boy! kiss

Encourage him na!
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Nobody: 7:56pm On Nov 22, 2012
ayobase:

Encourage him na!
i did that by giving him a \kiss/ grin

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Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Lagusta(m): 8:13pm On Nov 22, 2012
~vicky~:
old joke now try something new boy! kiss


Vicky why nah.....


I thought u were my friend!!!











And do I look like a BOY to you
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Nobody: 8:23pm On Nov 22, 2012
Lagusta:
Vicky why nah.....
I thought u were my friend!!!
And do I look like a BOY to you

sorry boo-boo kiss kiss
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Lagusta(m): 8:32pm On Nov 22, 2012
~vicky~:


sorry boo-boo kiss kiss

No problem sweetie!!! wink wink

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Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Lagusta(m): 10:30pm On Nov 22, 2012
Chukwumerije: udeme my sweetheart, I don't have money, I don't have clothes, I don't have a house, unlike my ugly friend akpors that has millions in his account and drives a range sport... But there is something I can give you that akpors cannot give.... LOVE!!! I love u, what do you say...

Udeme, with tears in her eyes, hugged chukwumerije so tight and whispered into his smelly ear...












INTRODUCE ME TO AKPORS!!!!












CHUKWUMERIJE CASTRATED HIMSELF IMMEDIATELY!!!

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Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Nobody: 10:36pm On Nov 22, 2012
Are these yokes?
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Series22(m): 11:09pm On Nov 22, 2012
*yawns*
boring is more fun than this jokes
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by larride(m): 6:22am On Nov 23, 2012
Crap angry angry
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Shadyswag(m): 10:28am On Nov 23, 2012
@op u are a very boring and stupid fool.
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Lagusta(m): 12:06pm On Nov 23, 2012
Shady swag: @op u are a very boring and stupid fool.

Who da hell is this!??!?


Larride talk, I no yarn piss


Pretiebony talk, I look like dodoyo.....




But who is this slowpoke calling me a fool....







If I hear you call me a fool again..........
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Lagusta(m): 12:09pm On Nov 23, 2012
Shady swag: sorry sir, I am the fool, I am also an idiöt and a bush piggy. Please forgive me

That's better wink wink
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by realsammie(m): 12:46pm On Nov 23, 2012
but lagusta, u no try at all!!
is like u 4get ur brain for toilet dis mornin
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Lagusta(m): 1:23pm On Nov 23, 2012
realsammie: but lagusta, u no try at all!!
is like u 4get ur brain for toilet dis mornin


Sorry jare, was a bit high.... U gats kno nah...


Better times comin
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by bunmioguns(m): 2:04pm On Nov 23, 2012
No mind them jare lagusta......nice jokes, keep it up cool cool cool
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Nobody: 3:01pm On Nov 23, 2012
realsammie: but lagusta, u no try at all!!
is like u 4get ur brain for toilet dis mornin
Now! this is the real joke grin grin grin grin
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by RexioKlasik(m): 4:49pm On Nov 23, 2012
2 much noise jare...
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Laitesmart(m): 5:00pm On Nov 23, 2012
At the end of the day. Them go say Lagusta write waec 10 times. He no make english and literature. Hw he go make am with write ups like this?
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Shadyswag(m): 5:40pm On Nov 23, 2012
@ op if i call u a bloody fool again what will u do.shove a dick up ur ass
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Nobody: 6:21pm On Nov 23, 2012
nice one keep them coming kiss
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Lagusta(m): 11:19pm On Nov 23, 2012
Shady swag: @ op if i call u a bloody fool again what will u do.shove a dick up ur ass
Laitesmart: At the end of the day. Them go say Lagusta write waec 10 times. He no make english and literature. Hw he go make am with write ups like this?

Talking to pple like u is just a sheer waste of time...

I laugh in swahili when sum1 says I wrote waec 10 times...


Please u guyz (are u really guyz) should grow up!!!
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Laitesmart(m): 6:37am On Nov 24, 2012
Lagusta:

Talking to pple like u is just a sheer waste of time...

I laugh in swahili when sum1 says I wrote waec 10 times...


Please u guyz (are u really guyz) should grow up!!!
u don dey vex?
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Frostyzone(m): 8:22am On Nov 24, 2012
Lagusta: Akpors the student:

TEACHER: all îdìots stand up!!!

...But only akpors stood up...

TEACHER: ok, so you are an ïdìot, I am not suprised...

AKPORS: no ma, I don't want you to be the only ìðÏot standing....






THE TEACHER GAVE BIRTH TO A FROG INSTANTLY!!!







AKPORS SELF-SERVICED TILL HE NEARLY DIED, WHILE....







ALL THE STUDENTS JOINED THE ILLUMINATI....



Crappity crap.
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Lagusta(m): 8:56am On Nov 24, 2012
Laitesmart:
u don dey vex?

Like I said, talking to u is a waste of time, space and bandwith...
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Lagusta(m): 8:58am On Nov 24, 2012
Frostyzone:
Crappity crap.


Thanx!!!
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by larride(m): 9:41am On Nov 24, 2012
Wow nice jokes grin

Still crap angry
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Frostyzone(m): 2:19pm On Nov 24, 2012
Lagusta:


Thanx!!!
You 're welcome.
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Laitesmart(m): 5:52pm On Nov 24, 2012
Lagusta:

Like I said, talking to u is a waste of time, space and bandwith...
Wow. Dont be angry bro. I am ur brother 4rm anoda mama.
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by Laitesmart(m): 5:53pm On Nov 24, 2012
larride: Wow nice jokes grin

Still crap angry
lol
Re: If U Dare Call This Crap.... by DeHero1: 8:11pm On Nov 24, 2012
No Prob.
I'll try not to call it CRAP but I don't knw a beta name for it.
wink

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