fellow nairalanders lets be contented wth what we have,

take a look at this


A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "is my time up?"God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."


Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded,"I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"


God Replied,"I didn't recognize you."

THIS IS BECOS THE WOMAN WAS LOOKING MUCH YOUNGER AND BEAUTIFUL

remixed but old sha

thnks

hmm, y must it be a woman?

*hissin*
if i pour acid for ur monkey face, who talk sey God no go recognise u?abeg no yab baba God, im be the wisest guy eva

you wan make he be man?

i fit remix am

how much can u offer

Did u want lola to use ur own name, Richo?

ok, u hav a point jare

point ke?

i dnt understnd

shld i use yaa name

no use am abeg!
if u use am eh! i go wax u one slap wey be say God no go recognize u wen u want enter paradise

lol

wetin u com want now

na u sey i use woman name

ok what exactly do u want

dnt use his name but u can use richoco, permit

@ tyty

good one i tink richoco will be much much great

richo will me more matured to use

@ ituen

realy?got an evidence

My next post will prove that to you

ok ooo
waiting impatiently

still waiting

nice joke but seriously God pass us,make we leave him name out abeg.

TJ kissing who?

pple dey blow kiss from air teejay na from pant he blow hin own, ify u dey receive pant kiss?

This is what happens when that Tj kisses from the pant

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@poster Nice one

Lolabbey:

fellow nairalanders lets be contented wth what we have,

take a look at this


A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.  Seeing God she asked, "is my time up?"God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
 

Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have liposuction and a tummy tuck.  She even had someone change her hair color.  Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She was released from the hospital.  While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car.

  Arriving in front of God, she demanded,"I thought you said I had another 43 years?  Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"   
 
 
  God Replied,"I didn't recognize you."

THIS IS BECOS THE WOMAN WAS LOOKING MUCH YOUNGER AND BEAUTIFUL

that god na Aba-made god, because original Baba God still recognise Michael Jackson upon say him don turn to woman
ride on Lola

Stale Joke!

stale joke pls make it fresh

tj_tj:

@Ituen lol

lola, thats a nice joke, keep the flag flying

@Sucess

YOu say what

jakass not jackass meaning jadakiss na ur relation. succes jsut dey abcuse everyone. by the time we finish wit am, na failure go be it name