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Old Mama Youngy by Lolabbey: 12:05pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
fellow nairalanders lets be contented wth what we have, take a look at this A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "is my time up?"God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded,"I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?" God Replied,"I didn't recognize you." THIS IS BECOS THE WOMAN WAS LOOKING MUCH YOUNGER AND BEAUTIFUL |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by ituen(m): 1:44pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
remixed but old sha |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by Lolabbey: 1:49pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
thnks |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by chilla(f): 1:49pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
hmm, y must it be a woman? |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by richo(m): 1:50pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
*hissin* if i pour acid for ur monkey face, who talk sey God no go recognise u?abeg no yab baba God, im be the wisest guy eva |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by Lolabbey: 1:51pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
you wan make he be man? i fit remix am how much can u offer |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by ituen(m): 1:51pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
Did u want lola to use ur own name, Richo? |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by richo(m): 1:53pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
ok, u hav a point jare |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by Lolabbey: 1:57pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
point ke? i dnt understnd shld i use yaa name |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by richo(m): 2:02pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
no use am abeg! if u use am eh! i go wax u one slap wey be say God no go recognize u wen u want enter paradise |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by Lolabbey: 2:15pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
lol wetin u com want now na u sey i use woman name ok what exactly do u want |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by tytylayor: 2:36pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
dnt use his name but u can use richoco, permit |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by Lolabbey: 2:41pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
@ tyty good one i tink richoco will be much much great |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by ituen(m): 3:13pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
richo will me more matured to use |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by Lolabbey: 3:16pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
@ ituen realy?got an evidence |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by ituen(m): 3:56pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
My next post will prove that to you |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by Lolabbey: 4:30pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
ok ooo waiting impatiently |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by tjtj1(m): 7:57pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
still waiting |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by ifyalways(f): 8:01pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
nice joke but seriously God pass us,make we leave him name out abeg. |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by tjtj1(m): 8:02pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by ituen(m): 9:03am On Feb 09, 2008 |
TJ kissing who? |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by clemcykul(f): 11:42am On Feb 09, 2008 |
pple dey blow kiss from air teejay na from pant he blow hin own, ify u dey receive pant kiss? |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by ituen(m): 12:25pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
This is what happens when that Tj kisses from the pant [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4597[/img] [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=2305[/img] |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by benjay1(m): 12:54pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
@poster Nice one |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by nightnurse(f): 1:39pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
Lolabbey: that god na Aba-made god, because original Baba God still recognise Michael Jackson upon say him don turn to woman ride on Lola |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by DoubleN(m): 1:58pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
Stale Joke! |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by clemcykul(f): 3:10pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
stale joke pls make it fresh |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by ifyalways(f): 3:44pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
tj_tj: @Ituen lol |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by success123(m): 3:48pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
ituen u be jakass. |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by tufe(m): 3:57pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
lola, thats a nice joke, keep the flag flying |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by ituen(m): 7:25pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
@Sucess YOu say what |
Re: Old Mama Youngy by tjtj1(m): 10:25pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
jakass not jackass meaning jadakiss na ur relation. succes jsut dey abcuse everyone. by the time we finish wit am, na failure go be it name |
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