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Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 2:23pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with A senator for a million Naira Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million Naira. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million Naira, would you sleep with A senator "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would." He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million Naira, would you sleep with A senator She replies, "O my god! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts." |
Re: Potential And Reality by Lolabbey: 2:34pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
good one |
Re: Potential And Reality by ituen(m): 3:17pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
remixed long time ago in bethlehem |
Re: Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 3:31pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
so the ituen bible say |
Re: Potential And Reality by tjtj1(m): 8:38pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
remix |
Re: Potential And Reality by RichDad1(m): 11:41pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
tytylayor----tsquare, TT, TeeTee |
Re: Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 10:29am On Feb 12, 2008 |
same |
Re: Potential And Reality by tjtj1(m): 6:33am On Feb 13, 2008 |
lol thts a fact |
Re: Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 7:57am On Feb 13, 2008 |
tj, fact on wat |
Re: Potential And Reality by tjtj1(m): 8:01am On Feb 13, 2008 |
all of em t's |
Re: Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 8:59am On Feb 13, 2008 |
including tj hmm |
Re: Potential And Reality by tjtj1(m): 9:14am On Feb 13, 2008 |
u got it babe |
Re: Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 9:29am On Feb 13, 2008 |
cool |
Re: Potential And Reality by tjtj1(m): 9:31am On Feb 13, 2008 |
good night |
Re: Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 9:38am On Feb 13, 2008 |
same |
Re: Potential And Reality by Lolabbey: 9:46am On Feb 13, 2008 |
tyty dear whts up |
Re: Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 9:54am On Feb 13, 2008 |
lollybie, am cool joh, hw u dey |
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