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Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 2:23pm On Feb 08, 2008
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with A senator for a million Naira Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million Naira. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million Naira, would you sleep with A senator "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would." He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million Naira, would you sleep with A senator She replies, "O my god! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."
Re: Potential And Reality by Lolabbey: 2:34pm On Feb 08, 2008
good one
Re: Potential And Reality by ituen(m): 3:17pm On Feb 08, 2008
remixed long time ago in bethlehem
Re: Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 3:31pm On Feb 08, 2008
so the ituen bible say wink
Re: Potential And Reality by tjtj1(m): 8:38pm On Feb 11, 2008
remix
Re: Potential And Reality by RichDad1(m): 11:41pm On Feb 11, 2008
tytylayor----tsquare, TT, TeeTee kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 10:29am On Feb 12, 2008
same
Re: Potential And Reality by tjtj1(m): 6:33am On Feb 13, 2008
lol thts a fact
Re: Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 7:57am On Feb 13, 2008
tj, fact on wat
Re: Potential And Reality by tjtj1(m): 8:01am On Feb 13, 2008
all of em t's
Re: Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 8:59am On Feb 13, 2008
including tj hmm grin
Re: Potential And Reality by tjtj1(m): 9:14am On Feb 13, 2008
wink u got it babe
Re: Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 9:29am On Feb 13, 2008
cool wink
Re: Potential And Reality by tjtj1(m): 9:31am On Feb 13, 2008
good night
Re: Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 9:38am On Feb 13, 2008
same
Re: Potential And Reality by Lolabbey: 9:46am On Feb 13, 2008
tyty dear whts up
Re: Potential And Reality by tytylayor: 9:54am On Feb 13, 2008
lollybie, am cool joh, hw u dey

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