Young son: Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?

Panku turns to wife: would u sleep with Obasanjo for 10 million Naira?

Wife: Of course, I will never waste that opportunity.

Panku turns to daughter: Would u sleep with van Vicker for 5 million Naira?
Daughter: Yes! He is my fantasy.

Panku turns to elder son: Would u sleep with Jim Iyke for 20 million Naira?
Eldest son: Why not? Imagine what I would do with that money.

Panku turns to his youngest son;

You see son, 'potentially' we are sitting with multimillionaires, BUT in 'reality' we are sitting with two prostitutes and one Gay idiot.

HAHA!