Iaz93: WTF!!? Damn!! Is this a THREAD?

It is a NEEDLE...

@Op. You don't even know how to classify people.
You think every1 is like you(because you're a thief) who has -ve xter

Is it just me or does anyone else feel dis is meant for facebook n not nairaland? I feel d OP just replaced 'facebook' with 'nairaland' in ALMOST evrywhere facebook ws supposed to appear, yes, i used almost cos he actually forgot to do so in point number 10.

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Machini: Is it just me or does anyone else feel dis is meant for facebook n not nairaland? I feel d OP just replaced 'facebook' with 'nairaland' in ALMOST evrywhere facebook ws supposed to appear, yes, i used almost cos he actually forgot to do so in point number 10.

its been said above severally no nid to repeat a point already made

The Versatile: they're everywhere, they make sense all the time and are criticised by a few. They comment only when it is necessary.

saltanmilala: [b]1. The Lurker – This person never posts anything. Never likes anything. Never comments on anything. However, in casual conversation they will mention, "Oh yeah, I saw you had posted that on Nairaland." You know they are there, but they leave no trace evidence.

2. The Stalker – The stalker is not that much different from the lurker. You know they are there. You know they read EVERYTHING you post. They may even mention it to others in face-to-face conversations. They look at all your photos. They may even send you chat messages or post on your wall – a lot. As with stalkers in real life, the Nairaland stalker must be gotten rid of. Stalking is a crime out here in the real world. My suggestion – Mods block them.

3. The Thief – Have you ever posted something on Nairaland only to find that the thread has been taken over by someone else? They may just take over the conversation or they may change the subject entirely. They may even steal your status and post it as their own. i am also a thief because i stole this idea and edited some few things..... If it keeps happening, unfriend them or block them.

4. The Attention Seeker – The attention seeker posts cryptic comments like, "how does this change the price of garri in the market,"

5. The Promoter – This Nairalander only posts links to his/her blog, or invites you to every concert, or only posts about Mary Kay or Scentsy or For Ladies Only. I don't mind shameless self-promotion, but use other social sites for that, not your personal profile.

6. The gamer – Does nothing else than to come to nairaland and start up silly games.....

7. The preacher – This optimist only posts inspirational topics or anything related to God. I love God. He is totally awesome. I love inspirational quotes too. Just don't make it the only think your nairaland account is about. Or, get a fan page.

8. The Drunk – While great for entertainment late at night, or in some extreme cases by 10am, the drunk only posts when they have had one too many. Posts often need a cypher to understand and can be very angry. It is suggested that you advise your friend against drunk posting. If you ARE the drunk I highly recommend quitting. Drinking. Not commenting on Nairaland. Then you don't have to wake up and try to delete drunken posts all your friends already saw anyway.

9. The Whiner – Every topic is about how horrible their life is. How much it hurts or sucks to be them. They post cryptic comments like, "I told you, you know who you are," in the hopes that people will fall into their trap and ask what happened. They also tend to over share personal details. I don't need to know about your bathroom habits. we dont want to know your problems,ok

10. The Poor Grammarian – This is the person who spells so badly that you want to ask how on Earth they can not write simple sentences in their native language. Punctuation is ignored or abused. Even if you are using a smart phone to post to Facebook, they have spell check! They have auto correct. They have qwerty keyboards. At least TRY to spell correctly! Please. ok?
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100. Santigo that wrote this, is really a santigo..........[color=#990000][/color]
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Add these:

11. Scammers
12. Spammers
13. Incurable bigots
14. ITKs
15. Oyibo Wannabes

Inexhaustive- coz i dont seem to fit into any of your classification.

Machini: Is it just me or does anyone else feel dis is meant for facebook n not nairaland? I feel d OP just replaced 'facebook' with 'nairaland' in ALMOST evrywhere facebook ws supposed to appear, yes, i used almost cos he actually forgot to do so in point number 10.

It is a post gotten 4rm Facebook. I read it there last wk.

miteolu:

11. The jobless like the OP

12. Advertisers

13. Garri people

14. The fools that post '1st to comment' & even thank God for been an I.D.I.O.T.

15. The people that ask how a post made it to the FP.

babarazy:
GBAGAUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

there's no gbagaun in that statement.it's written in Pigin.

do not ban me:

No It is a NEEDLE...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU TELL AM
well jor

[size=18pt]all the above mentionedwere meant for facebook users no jokes i have seen something like this
on facebook. Hmmmmmm find better thing tell us jor @ Op [/size]

Johnwizzy: I heard Nairaland is requitting people as Moderators...It will pays if u apply now b4 it's too late...Jobless dummy

*recruiting

D man made it clear that he stole and edited d piece.. what is now vexing those of u saying he copied it from facebook..

iamswizz:
8. The Drunk – While great for entertainment late at night, or in some extreme cases by 10am, the drunk only posts when they have had one too many. Posts often need a cypher to understand and can be very angry. It is suggested that you advise your friend against drunk posting. If you ARE the drunk I highly recommend quitting. Drinking. Not commenting on Nairaland. Then you don't have to wake up and try to delete drunken posts all your friends already saw anyway.

Which type of N airalandLord are you?

Why should you include me in your post?

11 highlighters- dos dat wil highlight d whole thread instead of jst commenting alone

We are in all round so any way na way!

HumbledbYGrace: pls this shouldn't be here,its not funny but I like it coz its true so where do I fall?

9.The whiner

NEXT TIME, DONT QUOTE LONG POST FOR A SENTENCE!

paris10: What about those that only comment on a particular section, you don't see them contributing anything to national matters. These are the hypocrites, ill-wishers, cynics and critics of Nigeria.. e.g travel section moderator.

Sharaaap!

vivacious vivi: Op u forgot to add "the perennial quotes". They re-quote a 20 paragraph topic only to respond with 2 words!

They are the most annoying of all.

Succeeded in wasting my time with this post. Succeeded in wasting my time with this post.

iamswizz: 1. The Lurker – This person never posts anything. Never likes anything. Never comments on anything. However, in casual conversation they will mention, "Oh yeah, I saw you had posted that on Nairaland." You know they are there, but they leave no trace evidence.

2. The Stalker – The stalker is not that much different from the lurker. You know they are there. You know they read EVERYTHING you post. They may even mention it to others in face-to-face conversations. They look at all your photos. They may even send you chat messages or post on your wall – a lot. As with stalkers in real life, the Nairaland stalker must be gotten rid of. Stalking is a crime out here in the real world. My suggestion – Mods block them.

3. The Thief – Have you ever posted something on Nairaland only to find that the thread has been taken over by someone else? They may just take over the conversation or they may change the subject entirely. They may even steal your status and post it as their own. i am also a thief because i stole this idea and edited some few things..... If it keeps happening, unfriend them or block them.

4. The Attention Seeker – The attention seeker posts cryptic comments like, "how does this change the price of garri in the market,"

5. The Promoter – This Nairalander only posts links to his/her blog, or invites you to every concert, or only posts about Mary Kay or Scentsy or For Ladies Only. I don't mind shameless self-promotion, but use other social sites for that, not your personal profile.

6. The gamer – Does nothing else than to come to nairaland and start up silly games.....

7. The preacher – This optimist only posts inspirational topics or anything related to God. I love God. He is totally awesome. I love inspirational quotes too. Just don't make it the only think your nairaland account is about. Or, get a fan page.

8. The Drunk – While great for entertainment late at night, or in some extreme cases by 10am, the drunk only posts when they have had one too many. Posts often need a cypher to understand and can be very angry. It is suggested that you advise your friend against drunk posting. If you ARE the drunk I highly recommend quitting. Drinking. Not commenting on Nairaland. Then you don't have to wake up and try to delete drunken posts all your friends already saw anyway.

9. The Whiner – Every topic is about how horrible their life is. How much it hurts or sucks to be them. They post cryptic comments like, "I told you, you know who you are," in the hopes that people will fall into their trap and ask what happened. They also tend to over share personal details. I don't need to know about your bathroom habits. we dont want to know your problems,ok

10. The Poor Grammarian – This is the person who spells so badly that you want to ask how on Earth they can not write simple sentences in their native language. Punctuation is ignored or abused. Even if you are using a smart phone to post to Facebook, they have spell check! They have auto correct. They have qwerty keyboards. At least TRY to spell correctly! Please. ok?

Which type of N airalandLord are you?

You are The Thief
You stole this fro Facebook

e neva complete oo, cos ntin dere defines me. The one whu only reads nd neva comments ... Dis is a first

(11) stupid posters

my question to who ever posted this is how much time do you have to waste on nairaland and why do you judge others?

salam001: @op,you forgot to add the "first to comment" people

they still fall under the attention seeking people

Yes the Tribalists and the nepotics
Padi padi people especially the mods

Seun is a stalker n lurker

What about those that quotes long news/ texts and at the end just place a smiley or smh

D nigerian gurlz insultin type

This shoulda made part of your list.

4. The Article Replicators/Thread Redundanderers. These group of people will quote the whole article/post, even though it is abominably long, only to write a useless sentence.
You just want to reach over and strangle the infernals.