A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.

As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.

After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves.

Accompanied by his sister, he went to the store and bought the gloves. His sister purchased a pair of undies at the same time.

The clerk carefully wrapped both items but in the process got them mixed up. The sister was handed the gloves and the young man got the undies. The young man mailed his Valentine's Day gift with the following note:

"This special Valentines Day gift was chosen because I noticed you are in the habit of not wearing any when we go out in the evenings.

If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove.

"These are a lovely shade, the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.

I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I'll be kissing them in the future. I hope you'll wear them Friday night for me.

Love,
Honey

lol
i reserve a comment for ituen

old gist but ituen na Bleep up be tht oh

. . .atleast Ituen got something for him babe,bravo !
@joke,lol-ing and fart-ing

lol----roping

Na me me this :

no na me!

ituen

@with this story I comfirm u a strong and caring guy.

i see

thuggy ur craze don dey show small small. location is not meant to be wat ure doing

I believe the clerk that got everything mixed up was Tytylayor

Na because dem dey pay her N1500 a month and she tinks a lot na im make am do that kain mistake.

Well me and my wife don settle sha and we have decided to to shop at that supermarket again

jeeeeez ify u farted no wonder there is a hole in ur skirt

. . . .yeah i did and wud do that again . . . .booooooooooooooooooom

seun needs to keep some air freshner around

This smell don reach forum games sef

buy drummer

that wan no fit cover the smell of ify fart, try something else

@poster,
Nice joke, this one really caught me.

sharrap !!!

u harsh oh

lmfao llrrooffll

tufe dey excercise power for newbies chei i don see sontin

Tufe wan dey shyne eim eye for newbies

He learnt tru the hard way

so, hes got rytes?
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