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Water Melons by Frostyzone(m): 12:18pm On Nov 25, 2012
A Ghanaian man, American man and Nigerian
man were lost in a forest and were captured by
cannibals.
The king of the cannibals told the three friends that they could live if... they pass a
trial.
The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and
get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.
... The Ghanaian man came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples".
The King explained the trial to him.
King: You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.
The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The American arrived and showed the king 10 berries.
When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be
easy.
....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he
burst out in laughter and was killed.
The Ghanaian and American met in heaven... The Ghanaian man asked, "why
did you laugh? You almost got away with the
trial"
Then the American man replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the Nigerian man coming with Water melons!!!"

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Re: Water Melons by DandeNumeruno(m): 4:16pm On Nov 27, 2012
Lol...nice one bro.

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Re: Water Melons by Frostyzone(m): 4:24pm On Nov 27, 2012
Dan_de_Numeruno: Lol...nice one bro.
Thanks.
Re: Water Melons by Bratking(m): 8:46am On Nov 28, 2012
Buhahahaha....

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