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| Ok, This Is Not Crap!!! by Lagusta(m): 1:13pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
COMPARISON BETWEEN USA POLICE AND NIGERIAN POLICE USA POLICE (SWAT TEAM) Robbery occurs, someone calls 911, swat team gets there arrests are made and the day is saved!!! NIGERIA POLICE (SARS TEAM) Robbery occurs, someone calls 767 Operator: good evening and welcome to our customer care police, my name is jane... If it is an armed robbery, press 1 If it is a fire that burnt your kitchen, press 2 If it is your husband/wife giving you trouble, press 3 If it is your car giving you trouble press 4 IF IT IS BOKO HARAM OF ALUU TROUBLE, PLEASE HANG UP, AS IN CUT THE CALL U WAN KILL US ABI!!! |
| Re: Ok, This Is Not Crap!!! by Lagusta(m): 1:19pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
So the guy presses one... Operator: Thank you for your response, remember police is your friend... If the robbers have guns press 1 If the robbers have juju, press 2 If the robbers have bombs, press 3 If the robbers have bazookas, press 4 IF THE ROBBERS HAVE ALL OF THE ABOVE, NOW I KNOW YOU ARE WICKED, IF NA U BE POLICE SHEY U GO COME  THE CALLER DIED BEFORE THE ROBBERS SHOT HIM!!! AND IF YOU LIKE, CALL IT CRAP AND MAKE IT ENTER FRONT PAGE!!! |
| Re: Ok, This Is Not Crap!!! by larride(m): 1:44pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Still crap  |
| Re: Ok, This Is Not Crap!!! by bunmioguns(m): 1:55pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Nice one  |
| Re: Ok, This Is Not Crap!!! by Lagusta(m): 2:22pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Nice one Thanx boss.... larride: Still crap Prof wetin I do u nah... |
| Re: Ok, This Is Not Crap!!! by Onims1(f): 2:33pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Cool Joor....dnt mind dos dat say otherwise,dem no get sense of humour ni,dey come even dey enta joke section...  |
| Re: Ok, This Is Not Crap!!! by RexioKlasik(m): 2:48pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Wat d hell is hapenning..... |
| Re: Ok, This Is Not Crap!!! by Lagusta(m): 3:20pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Onim's: Thanx jare.... |
| Re: Ok, This Is Not Crap!!! by larride(m): 3:51pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Lagusta: No mind me jare, I just wan encourage you ni though the joke is cool. |
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