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Condoms by Chuxy(m): 12:31am On Feb 09, 2008
A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son sees theshelf of condoms and asks his father what they are. The dad replies,"Well son, those are condoms and they're for protection when you'rehaving sex."

The son then picks up one of the packs and asks why it has three init. The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday,one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

The son then picks up one with six condoms and asks, "Why six?"

The dad replies, "Well son, those are for college men. Two forFriday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."

The son then notices the 12 pack of condoms and asks the samequestion.

The dad replies, "Son, those are for married men. One for January,one for February, one for March, "
Re: Condoms by Migines(m): 12:57am On Feb 09, 2008
Stale gist
Re: Condoms by Naijatalk(m): 2:46am On Feb 09, 2008
Nice joke. cheesy
Re: Condoms by ituen(m): 9:35am On Feb 09, 2008
The joke is too old and stinks of cobweb fillings
Re: Condoms by clemcykul(f): 11:35am On Feb 09, 2008
it really does grin uses broom stick to clear cobwebs from joke
Re: Condoms by Chuxy(m): 12:09pm On Feb 11, 2008
@ituen and clem

Bleep u boths couples men, U can kiss my nutural black ass wink wink wink
Re: Condoms by Emperoh(m): 12:12pm On Feb 11, 2008
Migines:

Stale gist

Oga where have you been?
Re: Condoms by clemcykul(f): 12:53pm On Feb 11, 2008
its ok chuxxy iteun has already done the kissing

chuxxy ur joke is stale and stinking plus your black arse angry

am sick and tired of u all

hiss*
Re: Condoms by nightnurse(f): 1:10pm On Feb 11, 2008
hisses
Re: Condoms by Chuxy(m): 1:13pm On Feb 11, 2008
@clemckul

are u doing, have u crossed puberty yet tongue
Re: Condoms by clemcykul(f): 1:54pm On Feb 11, 2008
ill cross when u do
Re: Condoms by Chuxy(m): 1:57pm On Feb 11, 2008
I crossed fifteen 20years back
Re: Condoms by nightnurse(f): 2:25pm On Feb 11, 2008
naw chuxy, i don't think u have either
Re: Condoms by ituen(m): 3:24pm On Feb 11, 2008
Like i always say,

That brown pubic hair of Chuxy's keep decieving him about puberty
Re: Condoms by clemcykul(f): 3:59pm On Feb 11, 2008
lmao grin
Re: Condoms by Chuxy(m): 11:49am On Feb 14, 2008
U crazy Ituen, lmao
Re: Condoms by ituen(m): 1:03pm On Feb 14, 2008
sorry na grin grin
Re: Condoms by saucekid(m): 7:29pm On Feb 14, 2008
iyeme!

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